I assume Phreak is really your better half.
If by 'better half' you mean I would press it less frequently, but would do it with my dick, then yes.
But honestly: I'd hit the button, but only to satisfy my financial wants to a certain (realistic) point. Say quickly printing a handful of cash when I have only plastic on me. Wouldn't do it for expensive cars or houses. Don't need to do it. Keeping it real: If I was poor I'd be on that button like a 14-y.o. boy on an old arcade shooter.
