Author Topic: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars..... (Read 4518 times)

That would be a bonus for me.

But I've been asking the last few girls I dated to teach me how to cry. None of them wanted to.

I'm trying really hard to be more empathetic towards other human beings and to care about the suffering I see around me. I think my progress is very slow, to say the least.

Shockwave · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2014, 07:28:55 PM »

Quote from: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 07:27:32 PM

I'd feel too bad to enjoy the $100. Plus what if it killed a relative?

the odds would be so astronomically small that you wouldnt evsn have to worry avouy it.

Shockwave · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2014, 07:30:58 PM »

Quote from: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 07:28:50 PM

That would be a bonus for me.

But I've been asking the last few girls I dated to teach me how to cry. None of them wanted to.

I'm trying really hard to be more empathetic towards other human beings and to care about the suffering I see around me. I think my progress is very slow, to say the least.

meh, that shit is overrated... then you actually feel things about people you didnt use to care about, next thing you know youre maming choices that arent in your best interest because youre actually concerned with someone else.... fuck that noise man. Emotions areoverratred. Just blast test, tren, mast, and adex. All symptoms of humanity gone.

Icelord · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2014, 07:32:16 PM »

Quote from: Shockwave on March 25, 2014, 07:30:58 PM

All symptoms of humanity gone.

So basically I don't need to do anything, since I'm already there.

Unless boob changes her mind about letting me into her squish mitten. Vaginal tissue does have a way of denting the rigid misanthrophy even the most sociopathic among us.

Army of One · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2014, 07:35:29 PM »

Ok, people seem to be disassociating themselves, many of the people you press the button for will get murdered, some like in the video below (NSFW , extreme gore and shows humanity at its worst, do not click if you are not prepared), are you still comfortable with pressing?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=404_1321074803

Icelord · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2014, 07:36:17 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on March 25, 2014, 07:35:29 PM

Ok, people seem to be disassociating themselves, many of the people you press the button for will get murdered, some like in the video below (NSFW , extreme gore and shows humanity at its worst, do not click if you are not prepared), are you still comfortable with pressing?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=404_1321074803

seen it. It's a couple of Russian Nazis knifing the heads off a couple of Chechnyan homeless guys. No big loss

Knooger · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2014, 07:36:46 PM »

I would only ask that the person that is killed is in front of me so I can watch them die.

Shockwave · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2014, 07:38:46 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on March 25, 2014, 07:35:29 PM

Ok, people seem to be disassociating themselves, many of the people you press the button for will get murdered, some like in the video below (NSFW , extreme gore and shows humanity at its worst, do not click if you are not prepared), are you still comfortable with pressing?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=404_1321074803

depends. Do they just blow up? Do they gdt beheadex? Do they just drop dead from sudden mortal brain trauma?

either way, just enough to get 1mil to invest.

on a serious note, unless I knew they were shitty people dying,I couldnt do it.

Wolfox · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2014, 07:50:40 PM »

Cost to benefit ratio. Can you help more lives with a measly 100 bucks? Nope.

I'd consider it if I got to hand pick who dies. But definitely gonna need to get in the 6-7 figure range payout per person for anyone not a complete scumbag.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2014, 07:58:10 PM »

Looks like somebody watched the movie with Cameron Diaz and that creepy old dude.

Except it was a million dollars, and it was guaranteed to be someone you didn't know.

Obviously though, it starts a series of events.................

Wolfox · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2014, 08:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 25, 2014, 07:58:10 PM

Looks like somebody watched the movie with Cameron Diaz and that creepy old dude.

Except it was a million dollars, and it was guaranteed to be someone you didn't know.

Obviously though, it starts a series of events.................

I'd pull your plug for $200,000.

Icelord · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2014, 08:08:16 PM »

Quote from: Wolfox on March 25, 2014, 08:07:05 PM

I'd pull your plug for $200,000.

I'd shoot him in the face with a Kahr PM45 for a route 44 slurpie.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2014, 08:08:26 PM »

Quote from: Wolfox on March 25, 2014, 08:07:05 PM

I'd pull your plug for $200,000.

Butt plug?

TEH boob · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2014, 08:12:23 PM »

The most apathetic people are also the most sensitive and fragile, I'd say. Rarely does someone not care just because they don't care, it's usually because they're not wanting to become invested.

Icelord · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2014, 08:14:05 PM »

Quote from: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 08:12:23 PM

The most apathetic people are also the most sensitive and fragile, I'd say. Rarely does someone not care just because they don't care, it's usually because they're not wanting to become invested.

Actually it's because of a long circuit of emotional trauma and betrayal at the hands of the people you loved most during childhood, followed by the barbarism of life in a 1990s high school where cliques determined social grouping and only a handful of people hoarded the goods while you were forced to grovel for scraps or break away and pursue your studies in complete isolation in an atmosphere of hatred and violence.

And all the other stuff I won't get into.

So...yeah

ESFitness · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2014, 08:14:19 PM »

10x/day 5days a week = $260k

that's plenty

wait... I'm an overachiever... and I'm American.. I'm hitting that guy 40x/day 7 days a week, give me $1.5mil in a year.

Wolfox · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2014, 08:24:29 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 25, 2014, 08:08:26 PM

Butt plug?

Some people empty their bowels.

TEH boob · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2014, 08:33:47 PM »

Quote from: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 08:14:05 PM

Actually it's because of a long circuit of emotional trauma and betrayal at the hands of the people you loved most during childhood, followed by the barbarism of life in a 1990s high school where cliques determined social grouping and only a handful of people hoarded the goods while you were forced to grovel for scraps or break away and pursue your studies in complete isolation in an atmosphere of hatred and violence.

And all the other stuff I won't get into.

So...yeah

Dayum nígga, you sensitive

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