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Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« on: March 26, 2014, 12:08:50 AM »

 Starting with some giant waves.
 


 On the left, a ship in a heavy storm as seen from the deck, going through giant waves. On the right, a ship in a heavy storm seen from a level deep inside, going through the same stress forces. I really don't know which perspective is scarier.

The ship on the left is the liquid pressurized gas tanker Venere near a hurricane, on January 19, 2013:







 Scary that this thing doesn't just snap under those forces. Hooray for engineering and science.

 So... do you literally believe in Noah's ark? Bibble?
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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2014, 12:18:08 AM »
But can modern ships carry two of every species + dinosaurs? Check mate atheist >:(

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2014, 12:20:19 AM »
Starting with some giant waves.
 


 On the left, a ship in a heavy storm as seen from the deck, going through giant waves. On the right, a ship in a heavy storm seen from a level deep inside, going through the same stress forces. I really don't know which perspective is scarier.

The ship on the left is the liquid pressurized gas tanker Venere near a hurricane, on January 19, 2013:







 Scary that this thing doesn't just snap under those forces. Hooray for engineering and science.

 So... do you literally believe in Noah's ark? Bibble?

If you know so much about engineering, why don't you design some decent favelas for all your neighbors big guy? ???

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2014, 12:23:33 AM »
This may give you an idea how and whom wrote the bible:


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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2014, 12:29:30 AM »
If you know so much about engineering, why don't you design some fucking decent looking favelas for all your neighbors big guy? ???

 Simple, The money is on  building ships.... and not on building favelas. ;)

 Btw... do you literally believe in that bullsh*t?
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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2014, 12:31:26 AM »
Simple, The money is on  building ships.... and not on building favelas. ;)

 Btw... do you literally believe in that bullsh*t?

Sorry bro, that comment was uncalled for.

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2014, 08:38:11 AM »
Best boats

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16. Noah arc

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2014, 08:39:20 AM »
Let's argue that when God flooded the entire earth, so there is no land at all, even Mount Everest in underwater. Would the waves and currents change, surely? Maybe there would be smaller waves?

Probably a stupid comment, but it's not very scientific to compare the waves in our current oceans, to the waves when the whole earth was a giant mass of water.

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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2014, 08:42:14 AM »
Let's argue that when God flooded the entire earth, so there is no land at all, even Mount Everest in underwater. Would the waves and currents change, surely? Maybe there would be smaller waves?

Probably a stupid comment, but it's not very scientific to compare the waves in our current oceans, to the waves when the whole earth was a giant mass of water.
When the water subsided, where did it go?

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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2014, 09:16:12 AM »
Noah's ark was not a literal story...it is simply one of the many traditional stories passed down over thousands of years from cultures all over the world that retains the memory of the 'great flood' that ravaged early mankind and 'reset' civilization.

There are so many stories of this event, with so many similarities, from so many parts of the world that they must be based on a common historical event...an event so devastating and traumatic that it was forever seared into the minds of those who survived it.

What is thought to have taken place is obviously not a world wide flood in which the whole earth was covered in water, but rather an event which made it SEEM to the people then that everything was underwater. It has been theorized that several simulaneous comet impacts sometime between 10000 and 7000 BC into various parts of the earth, specifically the mediterranean, the indian ocean, parts of the atlantic and i forget where else- hit into the water with such impact as to cause tsunamis of unimaginable size and power. When these epic tsunamis hit the shoreline(where most of civilization is always concentrated) they went inland as far as hundreds of miles and obviously destroyed and innundated everything in their path. Think the 2004 indonesia tsunami, but on a vastly, vastly larger scale. The water receded, but for the people who endured it, it must have seemed that the whole world was being innundated. Most of mankind and most of the early civilizations at the time were completely destroyed.

This event is likely what spawned all the flood 'myths' that can be found in cultures all over the world and explains why there sre so many seemingly impossible similarities between them despite these cultures having no contact with each other.

Noah's ark is one of these stories to remember the event, which have evolved over the millenia to 'explain' how mankind survived it.

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2014, 09:19:56 AM »
When the water subsided, where did it go?

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2014, 09:22:36 AM »
All the water would make the air impossible to breathe. The Noah's Ark story has several different versions from different religions. It's a story of a flood that was blown way out of proportion.
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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2014, 09:22:56 AM »
Noah's ark was not a literal story...it is simply one of the many traditional stories passed down over thousands of years from cultures all over the world that retains the memory of the 'great flood' that ravaged early mankind and 'reset' civilization.
So basically it's all bullshit and people shouldn't believe in anything the Bible says. Sounds reasonable.

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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2014, 09:23:06 AM »
When the water subsided, where did it go?

Back into the earths crust, and maybe we lost some of the edges of continents - i.e. more water in the oceans than before so the limit of the land is reduced a little.

It must have subsided pretty quickly to cause huge crevices like the Grand Canyon though

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2014, 09:29:24 AM »
Pfft. Ask MCWAY. He knows everything about it, including exactly where Noah parked it.

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2014, 09:32:32 AM »
So basically it's all bullshit and people shouldn't believe in anything the Bible says. Sounds reasonable.

Its not a literal story but it was(loosely) based on a real event. Kind of like a hollywood movie. Make of it what you will ;D

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2014, 09:53:00 AM »
Didn't some scientist claim that Noah would only have to carry a few hundred different species? Like one set of  cats could make every kind of cat possible. A set of wolves could make every kind of dog etc.

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2014, 11:14:11 AM »
And all species were like a mile away... so Noah could catch all animals easily. ;D
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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2014, 11:46:38 AM »
That grown adults in 2014 will argue the possibility of the story of Noah's ark being true just boggles my mind...

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2014, 11:58:49 AM »
When the water subsided, where did it go?

To heaven.

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2014, 04:20:58 PM »
But can modern ships carry two of every species + dinosaurs? Check mate atheist >:(
The pterodactyls clearly lifted the ship up over the waves until they calmed down....  Jeeeez...

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2014, 04:57:36 PM »
When the water subsided, where did it go?
The earth is hollow. There is a hole at the North Pole...water is constantly flowing into it. And it comes out sometimes as geysers.

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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2014, 07:18:28 PM »

 Alright!! since we figure it out part 1. let's move on to part 2.

 Mass murderer.

 God send the flood to wipe out everything, men,*women,children and babies.
 *Not trying to push anything ..but some women with big titties and ass were killed in the flood.

 Well!!! let's put God on trial...shall we?

 This is going to be GREAT. The People of Getbig vs God.
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Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
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