Author Topic: Denis Cyplenkov (Russian Beast) (Read 63700 times)

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #25 on:** March 26, 2014, 08:57:07 AM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on March 26, 2014, 08:46:38 AM

Ah, but can he mend a watch?

There's a number of things he probably has a hard time doing:

-Picking his nose

-Tying his shoes

-Scratching his bum hole

-Fingering his GF

Mawse · « **Reply #26 on:** March 26, 2014, 08:58:04 AM »

His apple sized pituitary Produces $100 worth of real gh every day , he's living proof that massive amounts of hgh make you lean and aesthetic

anabolichalo · « **Reply #27 on:** March 26, 2014, 09:05:26 AM »

Quote from: Ronnie Rep on March 26, 2014, 08:55:04 AM

Denis would destroy Fletcher!

dont be so sure

fletcher did like 220lbs with his back straight against a wall

anabolichalo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 26, 2014, 09:07:58 AM »

Quote from: falco on March 26, 2014, 08:31:01 AM

imagine this fella smacking around his wife

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #29 on:** March 26, 2014, 09:09:14 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 26, 2014, 09:07:58 AM

imagine this fella smacking around his wife

I can imagine him smacking around my ex-wife better.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #30 on:** March 26, 2014, 09:11:47 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 26, 2014, 09:05:26 AM

dont be so sure

fletcher did like 220lbs with his back straight against a wall

Watch some of his workouts and then decide!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #31 on:** March 26, 2014, 09:54:56 AM »

Would be cool to see him playing contrabass - one of the few people who were born to handle such strings.
Dude probably has devastating optical trauma during masturbation given he hasn't already destroyed his genitals.

p.s.: totally looks like a supermutant from Fallout.

falco · « **Reply #32 on:** March 26, 2014, 10:41:11 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on March 26, 2014, 09:09:14 AM

I can imagine him smacking around my ex-wife better.

MAXX · « **Reply #33 on:** March 26, 2014, 10:44:59 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on March 26, 2014, 08:49:56 AM

He's a strong dude and I couldn't move that weight, but he didn't do a single legit rep.

haha you retarded fagget

maybe 2 or 3 other people on earth can do anything close to what he did there

maybe Devon Larratt or Voevoda could if he got in shape again.

try doing a static hold with 80 kilos. 1 hand...

anabolichalo · « **Reply #34 on:** March 26, 2014, 10:46:10 AM »

Quote from: Ronnie Rep on March 26, 2014, 09:11:47 AM

Watch some of his workouts and then decide!

let's see him do this

MAXX · « **Reply #35 on:** March 26, 2014, 10:48:17 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 26, 2014, 10:46:10 AM

let's see him do this

pretty sure he could.

it's not like he has a lack of arm strength being the #1 and #2 ranked armwrestler in the world

anabolichalo · « **Reply #36 on:** March 26, 2014, 10:50:48 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on March 26, 2014, 10:48:17 AM

pretty sure he could.

it's not like he has a lack of arm strength being the #1 and #2 ranked armwrestler in the world

pretty sure he could

oh well that settles it

MAXX · « **Reply #37 on:** March 26, 2014, 10:51:54 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 26, 2014, 10:50:48 AM

pretty sure he could

oh well that settles it

well to be honest 100% positive he could.

SF1900 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 26, 2014, 10:55:30 AM »

Cylenkov defeating the great american arm wrestler, John Brzenk.

MAXX · « **Reply #39 on:** March 26, 2014, 10:58:12 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 26, 2014, 10:55:30 AM

Cylenkov defeating the great american arm wrestler, John Brzenk.

John is pretty old now though. Not the same as a few years ago.

MAXX · « **Reply #40 on:** March 26, 2014, 10:59:19 AM »

595 quite easy. not even a serious powerlifter...

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #41 on:** March 26, 2014, 11:02:02 AM »

Putin > than him.

SF1900 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 26, 2014, 11:13:01 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on March 26, 2014, 10:58:12 AM

John is pretty old now though. Not the same as a few years ago.

agreed. And cyplenkov is obviously on gear. I wonder if brzenk ever used.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #43 on:** March 26, 2014, 11:17:04 AM »

Strong yeh but the form on those curls is awful.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #44 on:** March 26, 2014, 11:30:58 AM »

Brian Cockerill claimed to do 225lb curls for sets of 10 when In prison. He also claimed to bench 600 for 10 and squat 600 for 20.

MAXX · « **Reply #45 on:** March 26, 2014, 11:37:57 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 26, 2014, 11:13:01 AM

agreed. And cyplenkov is obviously on gear. I wonder if brzenk ever used.

Ofcourse he did. Can't be world class level without it.

Onlyme said when asked about Brzenk that nobody in his days where not on something and that included Brzenk.

SF1900 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 26, 2014, 11:57:22 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on March 26, 2014, 11:37:57 AM

Ofcourse he did. Can't be world class level without it.

Onlyme said when asked about Brzenk that nobody in his days where not on something and that included Brzenk.

But I am assuming not to the extent that Cyplenkov is.

MAXX · « **Reply #47 on:** March 26, 2014, 12:03:25 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 26, 2014, 11:57:22 AM

But I am assuming not to the extent that Cyplenkov is.

probably not

but I believe Cyplenkov also has acromelagy, genetically.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 26, 2014, 12:14:28 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 26, 2014, 11:02:02 AM

Putin > than him.

Goes without saying

Putin > All

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #49 on:** March 26, 2014, 12:21:42 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 26, 2014, 11:13:01 AM

agreed. And cyplenkov is obviously on gear. I wonder if brzenk ever used.

They all use!