Me: business magnate that expands into all sectors and conquers them, in a loving relationship with ONE person for many years, lifetime natural with well-sculpted physique, harnesser of advanced voodoo techniques to kill the opposition
You: predict imaginary events regarding comets, stuck paying women for sex or boinking hoodrat types with 5 kids, weed-induced paranoia havin' mothascratcha, failed investor (see below):
How those bitcoins and quarks doing, breh?
Quark: -63%

Bitcoin: -28%

Come at me bro
GOODSPEED