Ohh my god Jag you are nice to me. Lets go out now.
That would never happen in a million years!
I'd rather be sodomized by a chain saw than go out with an ugly pig like you!

I've seen your picture, and you are a good looking guy, ...very good looking.
But it's not the weight that makes you an ugly pig, it's the mean-spirited personality.
Lose all the weight you want, shape up, buff up, trim down til the cows come home...
...you'll simply be a good looking, buff, muscular, ugly pig, ...or maybe not?
Who knows? Maybe regaining your confidence and finally feeling good about yourself again could allow some of your more gracious qualities to shine through, and you'll stop wallowing in the personal pity-party that just makes you so downright ugly towards people.