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the day me and cswol almost fought!
« on: March 30, 2014, 06:43:24 PM »
I first saw cswol at golds gym in fullerton. i saw this big bald guy with pretty solid arms in cammo shorts and a little wife beater. i said to myself, damn, that boy is solid. he kept going from machine to machine,
just doing pumping exercises, making a lot of noise. he never did any heavy lifts, but hey, to each his own workout. So a week later, I'm in my home gym, 24 hour fitness in cypress, and who do i see, the same mutt in
cammo shorts and a wife beater. i couldn't believe it, the same guy. So i see him for three days in a row, and hes doing the same type of workout, just doing pumping exercises. i did see him get a spotter and do his 30 reps with
225 like he did on his video. I was not impressed, but being a 280 pound guy, i was impressed that he was kind of cool. He didn't try to bully any little guys, he was respectful of everyone that i could see. (i knew that he was watching me lift,
as I'm one of the stronger older guys in the gym at that time of day.)

So on day three, i was almost finished doing arms, and was curling with the 100 pound bar, and cswol was right behind me. as i finished my last set, i went to put the bar back in the rack, and he was standing right in front of the rack, and he just stood there,
he knew that i was coming to rack the bar, and he still just stood there, he wouldn't move. So i hit him in his leg with one side of the bar, and he moved out of the way so i could rack the bar.

He just looked at me and said" WHY YOU TRYING ME MAKE ME YOUR BITCH!!!!! So i got in his face and said you knew i was coming to re rack the weight, fucking move! so he moved closer, and i move closer, and now we are face to face!!!!! (I was so
amped up from the heavy workout i would have smashed him if he would have hit me), but after a few more back and forth words, we both backed off at about the same time. (which was good because we both would have lost our memberships )

it was over as quick as it started, and we both fist bummed each other and went our separate ways.

it was only a few weeks later that i figured out the this 280 pound mutt was the famous CSWOL-  and i never saw him again. if i did i would have told him that hes a star player on get big.

it is mind blogging to me that he is now tokaswolla. i can not believe that he is the same guy that i met in my gym.

i have never met tokaswolla, but i can say that the old CSWOL was ok in my book--- judo choke

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2014, 06:51:22 PM »
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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2014, 06:53:26 PM »
i will say that he looks much healthier now that he is tokaswolla.

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2014, 06:55:30 PM »
I first saw cswol at golds gym in fullerton. i saw this big bald guy with pretty solid arms in cammo shorts an...

Should have ended this enamerous montage with a "no homo", homo.

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2014, 06:56:35 PM »
i will say that he looks much healthier now that he is tokaswolla.

Yes, he looks much better lean.

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2014, 07:06:16 PM »
Yes, he looks much better lean.


he may look better lean, but now he dresses like an idiot.
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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2014, 07:10:41 PM »


he may look better lean, but now he dresses like an idiot.

Yes, and I don't care for the way he speaks either. But I know that everyone is different, so to each their own.

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2014, 07:38:20 PM »
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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2014, 07:56:08 PM »
Hahahaha great selection of books!
 smart mofo! ;D

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2014, 08:01:26 PM »
You fist bummed each other  ???

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2014, 08:07:12 PM »
Yes, and I don't care for the way he speaks either. But I know that everyone is different, so to each their own.


Eh, I am not too sure I agree with that. Dude is like 40+  and still dresses like that. Its time to grow up.
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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2014, 08:09:32 PM »
Hahahaha great selection of books!
 smart mofo! ;D

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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2014, 08:16:15 PM »


Eh, I am not too sure I agree with that. Dude is like 40+  and still dresses like that. Its time to grow up.

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2014, 08:33:36 PM »
You fist bummed each other  ???

Probably a Freudian slip, huh?  ;D

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2014, 08:35:29 PM »
Probably a Freudian slip, huh?  ;D

Not a Freudian slip, just an accurate description of what took place.

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2014, 10:37:31 PM »
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we both backed off at about the same time. (which was good because we both would have lost our memberships )

Two real badasses right there.

"Lost our memberships"   lol.

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2014, 10:43:01 PM »
Sorry man, kinda sounds like an interlude in a very gay muscle scene of some sort. Granted, i get pretty pissed when guys make a scene, get in my way, or dont rack their shit, but this kinda had some gay inklings in it. 

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2014, 11:06:12 PM »
Riveting.

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2014, 11:25:41 PM »


he may look better lean, but now he dresses like an idiot.

Cswole  sees you hatin'   -

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2014, 11:43:47 PM »
what is the significance of the uni-lense eyewear?

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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2014, 12:10:37 AM »
Sorry man, kinda sounds like an interlude in a very gay muscle scene of some sort. Granted, i get pretty pissed when guys make a scene, get in my way, or dont rack their shit, but this kinda had some gay inklings in it.  

I just read it, after skimming it the first time, and you can really make it take a Jruthian bend with just a few word changes -

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"I first saw cswol at golds gym in fullerton. i saw this big bald guy with pretty solid arms in cammo shorts and a little wife beater smelling of sweat and roscoes chicken and waffles. i said to myself, damn, that boy is solid. he kept going from machine to machine, just doing pumping exercises, making a lot of noise. he never did any heavy lifts, but hey, to each his own workout, he was still sexy.

So a week later, I'm in my home gym, 24 hour fitness in cypress, and who do i see, the same mutt in cammo shorts and a wife beater. i couldn't believe it, the same guy. So i see him for three days in a row, and hes doing the same type of workout, just doing pumping exercises. i did see him get a spotter and do his 30 reps with 225 like he did on his video. I was not impressed, but being a 280 pound guy, i was impressed that he was kind of cool. He didn't try to bully any little guys, he was respectful of everyone that i could see. (i knew that he was watching me lift, as I'm one of the stronger older guys in the gym at that time of day, and it excited me). i wondered how he'd look in a Tom Platz wig.

So on day three, i was almost finished doing arms, and was curling with the 100 pound bar, and cswol was right behind me. as i finished my last set, i imaged him watching my glutes tighten with every swinging rep, i went to put the bar back in the rack, and he was standing right in front of the rack, and he just stood there, he knew that i was coming to rack the bar, and he still just stood there, he wouldn't move. So i hit him in his leg with one side of the bar, and invited him to the mens locker room.

He just looked at me and said" WHY YOU TRYING ME MAKE ME YOUR BITCH!!!!! So i got in his face and said you knew i was coming to wreck that ass, fucking move! so he moved closer, and i move closer, and now we are face to face!!!!! (I was so amped up from the heavy workout i would have smashed him if he would have let me), but after a few kisses, we both backed off at about the same time. (which was good because we both would have lost our memberships if it when any farther)

it was over as quick as it started, and we both fist bummed each other and went our separate ways. Sadly, I never got to see him in the wig.

it was only a few weeks later that i figured out the this 280 pound mutt was the famous CSWOL-  and i never saw him again. if i did i would have told him that hes a star player on get big.

it is mind blogging to me that he is now tokaswolla. i can not believe that he is the same guy that i met in my gym.

i have never met tokaswolla, but i can say that the old CSWOL was ok in my book--- judo choke ".



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Re: the day me and cswol almost fought!
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2014, 12:17:24 AM »
what is the significance of the uni-lense eyewear?

I'm guessing Cswole's making an artistic statement about one side being blind while the other side truly sees, or perhaps a reference to the one side being led around by the all seeing eye.

But, who knows? He might of just saw it and thought it was cool.