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Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« on: April 02, 2014, 06:04:54 AM »
I used to follow selfie posting surgically enhanced girls but then gave up on them all (no homo), now I follow a dog called Tuna:




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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2014, 06:19:22 AM »
Following initities on the interwebz sounds pretty creepy to me.

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2014, 06:24:05 AM »
Following initities on the interwebz sounds pretty creepy to me.

If I had a dime for every time I had to deny your request on my instagram....

"DrippingGapes"

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When I had instagram about a year ago or so, I pulled a pretty decent amount of vaginals from it. Roughly two a month with virtually zero effort.

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2014, 06:24:08 AM »
The whole concept of following someone is for the fucking sheep.

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2014, 06:26:54 AM »
The whole concept of following someone is for the fucking sheep.

Which reminds me, another one I follow:

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2014, 06:28:08 AM »
Which reminds me, another one I follow:



Fucking slut.

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2014, 06:38:22 AM »
If I had a dime for every time I had to deny your request on my instagram....

"DrippingGapes"

 ;D

When I had instagram about a year ago or so, I pulled a pretty decent amount of vaginals from it. Roughly two a month with virtually zero effort.

I'm happy for you, but I find it pretty sad as well.

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2014, 06:44:04 AM »
I used to follow selfie posting surgically enhanced girls but then gave up on them all (no homo), now I follow a dog called Tuna:






So let me get this straight you are no longer hetro or homo you are now into beastiality.

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2014, 07:17:01 AM »
Whatever happened to living vicariously through people that actually had an element of cool about them? You know, like Frank Sinatra, or JFK, or Ali, or DiMaggio (I realize they're all dead or near-dead, but the point is that they mattered).

Hell, even Bill Clinton, or George Clooney or Madonna in the 90s. Today, we still have people who are worth following, I think...Richard Branson, Buffet, Daniel Craig, the Rock, etc...


I think the rise of Instagram and Facebook and Twitter is actually an indictment of celebrity power today. Are boilerplate standard Hollywood celebrities now so dull, predictable and "vanilla", that the only way to sate our desires to live vicariously through some other person is to actually find some person, any person (even just random Joe and Jane Q. Public types) and follow them on instagram or twitter? Are "celebrities" as we've all come to know them "passe", so to speak? Are they no longer cool enough for us?

Or are they just as cool today as they were yesterday, but in fact, we've become over-saturated with media surrounding regular hollywood celebrity archetypes and have burned out on their visage and behaviors and the coverage of such? Are we simply tired of them? Is it the "Playboy" syndrome (i.e. a different girl every month...or in this case, a different celebrity every month)? Is our craving for newness so insatiable that we'll follow anything new, even if it isn't very shiny? Are we really so good at deluding ourselves that random stuff we'd walk over on the street is now all of a sudden cool enough to waste our time on this earth "following"?

Is it celebrities who are sad? Or is it we, who are truly sad?

Have our standards for aspirational archetypes fallen so far that we'll de-base ourselves in such fashion and numbly follow our next door neighbors in some perverse, desperate attempt to feel something more exciting than what we feel about our own lives?

At least in the 50's, you could follow DiMaggio who hit a baseball like a god and bedded Marylin Monroe and hob-nobbed with the elite of american celebrity.

Now we follow Tuna the dog.

It's amazing what we'll settle for when push comes to shove.
 

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2014, 07:34:17 AM »
I follow Craig Titus on instagram.

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2014, 07:41:38 AM »
LOL @ following

LOL @ Instagram

LOL  ;D

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2014, 07:42:33 AM »
LOL @ following

LOL @ Instagram

LOL  ;D

wes must of taken his viagra today!
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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2014, 07:52:12 AM »

Now we follow Tuna the dog.

It's amazing what we'll settle for when push comes to shove.
 

Ohhhh....snx, nice article but we're going a bit off topic here are we? a silly little dogs face and you're talking about  JFK and Warren Buffet.

Im up by 5am,  gym then at work by 7:15 am to face all the financial markets feeds before the day starts. Hence a silly little dogs face to browse through when I go for my daily shit at 9:45am provides my brain with the correct material to break the serious thinking pattern. I have no interest in looking up JFK or Warren Buffet when I go for my morning shit.

I appologise in advance if I don't live up to your expectations of grandeur.
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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2014, 08:02:51 AM »
Just follow The Rock.  That is all that is needed, if following is deemed necessary.
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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2014, 08:05:10 AM »
wes must of taken his viagra today!
 ;D
Viagra .....I don`t need no stinkin` Viagra !!  :D

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2014, 08:10:27 AM »
The only person I follow is that guy from the tax administration who's in charge of my tax declarations. The day he gives me a hard time, I'll have a file of my own.

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2014, 09:25:19 AM »

I'm going to have to look into this.
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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2014, 09:30:23 AM »
Just follow The Rock.  That is all that is needed, if following is deemed necessary.

Ow wait, 'rock', never mind

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2014, 09:47:55 AM »
Ohhhh....snx, nice article but we're going a bit off topic here are we? a silly little dogs face and you're talking about  JFK and Warren Buffet.

Im up by 5am,  gym then at work by 7:15 am to face all the financial markets feeds before the day starts. Hence a silly little dogs face to browse through when I go for my daily shit at 9:45am provides my brain with the correct material to break the serious thinking pattern. I have no interest in looking up JFK or Warren Buffet when I go for my morning shit.

I appologise in advance if I don't live up to your expectations of grandeur.

Don't worry about me dude. I've seen your posts...I'm not shitting you and am not trolling you when I say your life is way cooler than mine. Honestly, if your posts are 50% true, I'd fucking buy your beer for the night just to be your wing man and pick up your scraps.

If you read my posts, my gimmick is just trolling getbig, looking for how our behaviors mirror society in general, then turning that mirror on ourselves. I assume nobody gives a crap about what I write. I just spout off about random stuff that enters my head.

To be honest, I'm shocked you even read my post. Nobody reads the shit I post. LOL....

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2014, 09:50:23 AM »
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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2014, 09:52:15 AM »
Don't worry about me dude. I've seen your posts...I'm not shitting you and am not trolling you when I say your life is way cooler than mine. Honestly, if your posts are 50% true, I'd fucking buy your beer for the night just to be your wing man and pick up your scraps.

If you read my posts, my gimmick is just trolling getbig, looking for how our behaviors mirror society in general, then turning that mirror on ourselves. I assume nobody gives a crap about what I write. I just spout off about random stuff that enters my head.

To be honest, I'm shocked you even read my post. Nobody reads the shit I post. LOL....

Of course I read your post, I thought it was quite intelligent and well put forward, your arguments were valid in a generic context looking at society nowadays.

And my life is nothing special, I'm just a guy in his 30's still trying to live the way I did when I was in my 20's and doing ok at it so far.
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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2014, 09:53:38 AM »
Whatever happened to living vicariously through people that actually had an element of cool about them? You know, like Frank Sinatra, or JFK, or Ali, or DiMaggio (I realize they're all dead or near-dead, but the point is that they mattered).

Hell, even Bill Clinton, or George Clooney or Madonna in the 90s. Today, we still have people who are worth following, I think...Richard Branson, Buffet, Daniel Craig, the Rock, etc...


I think the rise of Instagram and Facebook and Twitter is actually an indictment of celebrity power today. Are boilerplate standard Hollywood celebrities now so dull, predictable and "vanilla", that the only way to sate our desires to live vicariously through some other person is to actually find some person, any person (even just random Joe and Jane Q. Public types) and follow them on instagram or twitter? Are "celebrities" as we've all come to know them "passe", so to speak? Are they no longer cool enough for us?

Or are they just as cool today as they were yesterday, but in fact, we've become over-saturated with media surrounding regular hollywood celebrity archetypes and have burned out on their visage and behaviors and the coverage of such? Are we simply tired of them? Is it the "Playboy" syndrome (i.e. a different girl every month...or in this case, a different celebrity every month)? Is our craving for newness so insatiable that we'll follow anything new, even if it isn't very shiny? Are we really so good at deluding ourselves that random stuff we'd walk over on the street is now all of a sudden cool enough to waste our time on this earth "following"?

Is it celebrities who are sad? Or is it we, who are truly sad?

Have our standards for aspirational archetypes fallen so far that we'll de-base ourselves in such fashion and numbly follow our next door neighbors in some perverse, desperate attempt to feel something more exciting than what we feel about our own lives?

At least in the 50's, you could follow DiMaggio who hit a baseball like a god and bedded Marylin Monroe and hob-nobbed with the elite of american celebrity.

Now we follow Tuna the dog.

It's amazing what we'll settle for when push comes to shove.
 

Cool point.  I never thought of that.

I read all your stuff.  Following!

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2014, 09:54:53 AM »
Viagra .....I don`t need no stinkin` Viagra !!  :D

 ;D   Damn! Well if you did, I have a boatload to sell.
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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2014, 10:03:18 AM »
Cool point.  I never thought of that.

I read all your stuff.  Following!

Legit made me lol.

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Re: Who Do You Follow On Instagram?
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2014, 10:05:12 AM »
Of course I read your post, I thought it was quite intelligent and well put forward, your arguments were valid in a generic context looking at society nowadays.

And my life is nothing special, I'm just a guy in his 30's still trying to live the way I did when I was in my 20's and doing ok at it so far.


I never pretend to practice what I preach. I recognize the irony of my adulation of your lifestyle when constrasted to my posting.

You do better than most. Continue to allow me to live vicariously through you too! Your bro-mances want more pics of these women who give themselves to you. Just saying...