VP, who is this 'battypuss'? I've never seen him on the site, yet he speaks as one who has dared exit the fetal position?
I think a "latless" is a mythical half-man creature. legend has it that if you are able to catch him, rub his belly and ruffle his hair a bit he will grant you 3 wishes.
I hear he's onrey and mischevious so be carful.