Author Topic: Good luck to all the men whose wives had stripper at bachelorette party (Read 17914 times)

Army of One · « **on:** April 04, 2014, 07:09:03 PM »

Lol

"Every bachelorette party I have done I've been touched by the bride to be. All but two have blown me and I've ****ed all but 4."

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1w5aic/iama_22_year_old_male_stripper_amaa/cez059c

michael arvilla · « **Reply #1 on:** April 04, 2014, 07:17:40 PM »

Does that surprise you?!!?? (I worked the door at a "all male revue/called The Male Encounter") what I saw/witnessed/did in the back rooms/coat rooms etc ...was insane! (and yes it was usually the girl getting married) the bachelorette parties coming in with their "penis" lollipops....penis cakes....penis hats..and the things they did with the male strippers would make you think all females are whores (then there were the "friends" of the bride usually fat..looking for the missing bride and good looking bridesmaids.....probably why I never got marred lol...... the male strip club was only one of a huge entertainment complex I worked at called "The Palace" the missing brides/bridesmaids usually ended up in the backroom of one of the other clubs/usually with a "dancer" and usually drunk and nude.....

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #2 on:** April 04, 2014, 07:34:32 PM »

sluts of peace

SCRUBS · « **Reply #3 on:** April 04, 2014, 07:39:36 PM »

Surprise, sperm receptacles doing what sperm receptacles do....

HavoX · « **Reply #4 on:** April 04, 2014, 07:45:40 PM »

Worked the door at a titty club in college. Loved male revue night, no homo.

Nothing gets the designated driving sorority girl revved up like a young bouncer. All the dude strippers were 35-40.

That said, some serious shebeasts crawled outta the wood work on the first Monday of the month. That's when the US Male delivered...

TrueGrit · « **Reply #5 on:** April 04, 2014, 07:46:46 PM »

Well he said it on the internet , it must be true.

residue · « **Reply #6 on:** April 04, 2014, 07:48:59 PM »

I was a server at hunk o mania in nyc during college, it's 100% true. These "proper" women get stupid as soon as they get in there. It's something out of a motley crew video, mother\daughter, sisters, you name it. more often than not if it's not a wedding party it's usually a group of black bbw's who wont suck dick but want to get bent over a sink in the bathroom.

the trainer · « **Reply #7 on:** April 04, 2014, 08:01:26 PM »

I have done a few strip sessions and the way the women behave and the things they do are just disgusting you dont see men behaving like that at strip clubs, that is why in this day and age its very hard for me to trust a woman.

chaos · « **Reply #8 on:** April 04, 2014, 08:05:55 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on April 04, 2014, 08:01:26 PM

I have done a few strip sessions and the way the women behave and the things they do are just disgusting you dont see men behaving like that at strip clubs, that is why in this day and age its very hard for me to trust a woman.

Lol

michael arvilla · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2014, 08:26:21 PM »

.....

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2014, 08:40:58 PM »

I'm thinking this might be a solid career choice for us late 30s getbiggers with decent physiques.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2014, 08:43:58 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on April 04, 2014, 08:40:58 PM

I'm thinking this might be a solid career choice for us late 30s getbiggers with decent physiques.

As a bouncer? Stick to bouncing basketballs.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2014, 08:47:35 PM »

I was at a club where a bride to be was their wearing the veil and everything partying it one last night before her wedding and yes, I fucked her that night.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2014, 08:50:51 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on April 04, 2014, 08:47:35 PM

I was at a club where a bride to be was their wearing the veil and everything partying it one last night before her wedding and yes, I fucked her that night.

Not the 160 pound dude in those music videos. What nationality are you?

Army of One · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2014, 09:01:17 PM »

Quote from: michael arvilla on April 04, 2014, 08:26:21 PM

.....

Do my eyes deceive me or is that a sloot blowing you in the 2nd pic?What was her story

Tapeworm · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2014, 09:04:09 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on April 04, 2014, 08:40:58 PM

I'm thinking this might be a solid career choice for us late 30s getbiggers with decent physiques.

Nearby residents of the caravan park reported hearing an altercation prior to witnessing the deceased man being thrown through a window, dragged back inside, and then thrown through another window. Mrs 240 is being held without bail.

240 is Back · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2014, 09:12:49 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 04, 2014, 09:04:09 PM

Nearby residents of the caravan park reported hearing an altercation prior to witnessing the deceased man being thrown through a window, dragged back inside, and then thrown through another window. Mrs 240 is being held without bail.

lmao...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2014, 09:53:56 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on April 04, 2014, 07:46:46 PM

Well he said it on the internet , it must be true.

He also said he never banged an unattractive bridesmaid. So right there it doesn't make sense. Were suppose to assume they are all attractive...lol

smoothasf · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2014, 12:24:48 AM »

My missis had a stripper at hers, she grassed up what her friends were doing as soon as she got back. Guilty conscience?

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 05, 2014, 04:28:38 AM »

And they wonder why 50 percent of marriages fail

anabolichalo · « **Reply #20 on:** April 05, 2014, 04:41:19 AM »

makes me lose hope in humanity

_aj_ · « **Reply #21 on:** April 05, 2014, 04:53:12 AM »

Dunno why it is a shock that we are all carnal creatures. Women cheat more and initiate divorce more.

There's only two things that our race is good at: killing and fucking. Everything else is a stretch for us.

Knooger · « **Reply #22 on:** April 05, 2014, 04:53:42 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on April 05, 2014, 04:41:19 AM

makes me lose hope in humanity

Coleman was a police officer, that should be enough to bring humanity back in line.

Parker · « **Reply #23 on:** April 05, 2014, 05:07:56 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on April 05, 2014, 04:53:12 AM

Dunno why it is a shock that we are all carnal creatures. Women cheat more and initiate divorce more.

There's only two things that our race is good at: killing and fucking. Everything else is a stretch for us.

We are are carnal, cognative, and spiritual creatures. We have the ability to have self control. Some like to excuse our or others behavior by only highlighting the carnal portion---like we don't have the ability to control our actions or to think of the consequences. Both men and women. In our society today, we revel in debauchery, and excuse such behavior as "that's natural"...yet, 364 days of the year, or 23 hours of the day, we don't act like that....so who is really lying? And to whom are we lying to?

_aj_ · « **Reply #24 on:** April 05, 2014, 05:21:15 AM »

Quote from: Parker on April 05, 2014, 05:07:56 AM

We are are carnal, cognative, and spiritual creatures. We have the ability to have self control. Some like to excuse our or others behavior by only highlighting the carnal portion---like we don't have the ability to control our actions or to think of the consequences. Both men and women. In our society today, we revel in debauchery, and excuse such behavior as "that's natural"...yet, 364 days of the year, or 23 hours of the day, we don't act like that....so who is really lying? And to whom are we lying to?

I make no excuses, I am just stating things as I see them. We are living in an increasingly hedonistic society. Perhaps it is a collapse of western, Judeo-Christian values or perhaps something else.

Nothing shocks me anymore.