Author Topic: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?  (Read 12753 times)

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 Lets say he was a pro bodybuilder, I reckon he'd place 8th at the O, due to his symmetry, beauty, genetics, nice midsection, shape and aesthicism

He'd just beat Branch Warren (he's really good, but can't match Anthony's beauty and abs), Dennis James (mass monster with funky looking abs), Chris Cormier (who was super smooth and soft), Johnnie Jackson (who is good but not as beautiful as Anthony), Mustafa Mohammad (looking good but not as good as Anthony), Markus Ruhl (outta shape), Ronnie Rockel (looked good but not as good at Anthony), Federov (smooth with a weird tan), etc, these guys are just mass monsters or showed up out of shape and can't match in comparison to the beauty, symmetry and shape of Anthony Catanzaro

He certainly wouldn't place badly in any pro show, he's one of the world's hottest fitness models  :o

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Re: Where would Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2006, 10:19:23 AM »
I reckon he'd place 15th, due to his symmetry, beauty, genetics, nice midsection, shape and aesthicism

He'd easy beat Markus Ruhl, Ronnie Rockel, Federov etc, these guys are just mass monsters and can't match in comparison to the beauty, symmetry and shape of Anthony Catanzaro

He certainly wouldn't place badly in any pro show, he's one of the world's hottest fitness models  :o

hahahah

He'd place dead last but I'm sure he'll always be # 1 in your heart. You really think Ronnie Rockel is a mass monster?

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2006, 10:20:35 AM »
the prize money he would get would barely cover his one month bill at the salon for body waxing.


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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2006, 10:28:50 AM »
He's got the lead role in Brokeback Mountain Part II "return of the mountain"

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2006, 10:29:00 AM »
he's win about $30,000 for 6th place, plenty of money for waxing and more  :o

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Re: Where would Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2006, 10:40:04 AM »
hahahah

He'd place dead last but I'm sure he'll always be # 1 in your heart. You really think Ronnie Rockel is a mass monster?



place dead last bro nah, he's the 1997 Mr Fitness Champion  :o

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2006, 11:13:45 AM »
he would not get a call out why would he do the Mr O everyone knows pro bbers make $$$ from doing gay shows so this b i t c h is rich what a fag dont put a prettyboy model on this shit come on fag boy grow a sac get laid and post some good stuff

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2006, 11:30:01 AM »
If think he'll fit right in the gay for pay scene. As a matter of fact I think he's already been doing it for a while, hasn't he M1?
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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2006, 11:55:40 AM »
We all made a mistake...I believe M1 was referring to the Gaylympia...First place goes to prettiest man who smokes the best pole. In this case..he is a shoe in for first. IF he was actually (and I can't for ONE SECOND believe he would be) referring to the Mr. Olympia, then this guy would be the one sitting in the pump up room after the show weeping into his hands because he didn't get one call out and came last even AFTER blowing every judge with the promise they would make him famous.

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2006, 12:03:23 PM »
He would be placed on a stool in the pump up room and he would be the "fluffer".  Simple

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2006, 01:23:32 PM »
Shut your mouth fag. The dudes got an ugly mug. His body Is not even ok. your average High school physique is better. Im not hatin here, just the truth. 

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2006, 01:29:33 PM »
yeah, the average high school physique is better. Thats why he's one of the world's HOTTEST FITNESS MODELS and paid millions of dollars every year, whatever you say bro ;D

You're just jealous of his SMOKING HOT BOD  :o :o :o :o
millions of dollars a year, hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2006, 01:38:07 PM »
gay as a french horn

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2006, 01:47:55 PM »
Thats why he's one of the world's HOTTEST FITNESS MODELS and paid millions of dollars every year, whatever you say bro

There are only a few male models in the world that might make that kind of money, but no fitness model does.   And your friend might be big in Europe, but no one has ever seen him here.  Nor does he have the look that would be popular in the US.  The top fitness models here are O'Hearn, Sepe and Kessler.

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2006, 01:51:08 PM »
There are only a few male models in the world that might make that kind of money, but no fitness model does.   And your friend might be big in Europe, but no one has ever seen him here.  Nor does he have the look that would be popular in the US.  The top fitness models here are O'Hearn, Sepe and Kessler.

aight bro, fair enough, but he is well paid and he looks hot to many women  8)

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2006, 01:58:24 PM »
He makes Millions a year !!!!! what doing ????? standing around in his undies !!!!!


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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2006, 02:00:36 PM »
aight bro, fair enough, but he is well paid and he looks hot to many women

everyone is someone's type.  no one is everyone's type. 

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2006, 02:01:48 PM »
aight bro, fair enough, but he is well paid and he looks hot to many women  8)
all he is is a jizz receptacle for horny 60 year old men.
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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2006, 02:03:52 PM »
Tim, are you saying you wouldn't slip him a roofie and have your way with him?

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2006, 02:04:31 PM »
Tim, are you saying you wouldn't slip him a roofie and have your way with him?
sheeeeiiiiiitttttt, he wouldn't need a roofie.
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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2006, 02:06:52 PM »

 M1 you seems to be obsessed with this male model, its best if you keep your obsession to yourself.

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2006, 02:07:54 PM »
it's funny how he claims to be bi but never talks about women.
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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2006, 02:13:38 PM »
it's funny how he claims to be bi but never talks about women.

that's cause all the "women" he brings home usually have balls. I bet he goes "damn, another man that looks femine. Oh well I am a hopeless pole smoker. get over here stud" hahahahahaha

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Re: Where would fitness model Anthony Catanzaro place at the 2005 Olympia?
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2006, 02:22:06 PM »
M1 you seems to be obsessed with this male model, its best if you keep your obsession to yourself.

I bet hes bigdumbell, baygbm, and mars' type too. They're probably "tied up" at the moment so they can't reply.

Nice avatar btw.
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