No sex last night (accident)

[Skorp1o]

After a whole night out, meal, drinks, bars..etc and few hundreds £££ down, we're finally at mine fast forward an hour both naked BJ's out the way I'm on top about to begin,  I open the condom wrapper and liquid squirts all over the place and down my hand, thought to myself this is a strange overly lubricated condom   then I find no condom in the wrapper, girl starts screaming and complaining of something badly burning her pussy...I quickly switch the light on, turned out I picked up an extra hot chilli sauce wrapper instead of a condom from my cupboard.

Spent the next hour in the shower with her leg on my shoulder and me hosing down her vagina with luke warm water.

We tried sex later but she couldn't as too much irritation. Fucking pissed off.

Hope you all having a good weekend.

Peace

[Wiggs]

Funny as shit if real. You didn't smell chili sauce?

[muscleman-2013]

Funny as shit if real. You didn't smell chili sauce?

Bro it's just a gimmick acct.

[the trainer]

[falco]

Why do you come with this bull bro? Do you really think anyone believes it?

[Conker]

you keep your condoms in the same cupboard as you keep your condiments 

[Nails]

[anabolichalo]

i once massaged a chicks smashed up back with tiger balm then finger banged her

it did not go down well

[monstermunch]

Too many 'stories' not enough pics.

Hope this helps.

[chaos]

you keep your condoms in the same cupboard as you keep your condiments 

Condom mints.

[Skorp1o]

Why do you come with this bull bro? Do you really think anyone believes it?

Yes it's all bull, I'm just a liar  

When I do stuff and post pics to prove it...I get the usual "why you're trying to get approval online"

I have a laptop filled with my own sex pics from parties and hols and some videos if you saw some of the shit I did, triple blow jobs and girls snorting cocaine off my cock and some other shit I won't even go into youd go and kill yourself having lived such a mediocre life.

Funny thing I have friends who their lives would put mine to shame. Yet here it's ffilled with losers....must be a bodybuilding thing

[Skorp1o]

i once massaged a chicks smashed up back with tiger balm then finger banged her

it did not go down well

ouch, reminds me of when I put a cheap lubricant on my cock once I bought off a shop in Spain, both me and her were stinging after 10 mints we had to stop. She was a lot worse off. Never saw her again

[anabolichalo]

ouch, reminds me of when I put a cheap lubricant on my cock once I bought off a shop in Spain, both me and her were stinging after 10 mints we had to stop. She was a lot worse off. Never saw her again

did he died?

[Skorp1o]

did he died?

No the experience put him off and went straight And Changed his name to anabolichalo

[Tito24]

[240 is Back]

yeah, that heated ky stuff... use like a drop, not a handful.  she will be in pain.

[Tito24]

ketamine

[Wiggs]

ketamine

Oh Tito, you're such a romantic.

[visualizeperfection]

Lots of tiny tits providing insults in this thread.

According to recent polls Skorp is one of top posters and reigning big swinging dick of getbig.

Anyone with enough common sense to shake it after having a piss would agree that Skorp is stepping up the status quo on getbig.

[Knooger]

I guess you forgot she has an asshole.

[visualizeperfection]

I guess you forgot she has an asshole.

I only have anal when its basically pre arranged.

Reduces the chance of poop on the schmeckle.

[Ronnie Rep]

Fire Crotch!

[Simple Simon]

I only have anal when its basically pre arranged.

Reduces the chance of poop on the schmeckle.

This, never , I repeat never, go anal on a one night stand when shes been out partying hard.
It will not end well, certainly not like in the movies.

[Nails]

This, never , I repeat never, go anal on a one night stand when shes been out partying hard.
It will not end well, certainly not like in the movies.

Tranny surprise 

[visualizeperfection]

This, never , I repeat never, go anal on a one night stand when shes been out partying hard.
It will not end well, certainly not like in the movies.

Yep.

I have real life experience on blunders such as this.

You may not end up with a chocolate covered crank, but you will at the least have discoloring at the base and an obvious smell in your bedroom.