quit turing the other cheek..............

[ProudVirgin69]

Except for not having mexican kids.

Were it not for being a bastard child, that kid could be poised to be Arnold Jr.... looks more like him than any of the kids he had with Maria, and the Latino-half would be a hit with the burgeoning Hispanic demographic. 

Alas, it was not meant to be

[LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt]

Let me guess, recovering alcoholic/addict?

sorry never been addicted to anything... Im too smart for that

[The Ugly]

sorry never been addicted to anything... Im too smart for that

All right, then just say "God."

[LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt]

All right, then just say "God."
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[The Ugly]

All right, then just say "God."
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Because "higher power" is silly.

[syntaxmachine]

The world is going to hell because all the political correct wimp dicks  are afraid to stand up for what is right........ lets make some change and fight the power

Yeah, but what's that to do with Alan Turing?

[LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt]

 

[tbombz]

You can`t turn any cheeks if you are dead though. 

If someone punches you, defend yourself with lethal force if necessary.  If someone is willing to punch you for no reason, they just violated your rights and gave up the rights to theirs by choice.

when you have faith,  there is no such thing as dead, and "your rights" become subordinate to winning hearts to love

I don't get why God was this merciless badass, yet Jesus a total puss.

Jesus was willingly crucified, and he aint no masochist either

Apparently you've never loved someone with such intensity you'd be willing to kill and die for them. 

on the contrary

[Archer77]

when you have faith,  there is no such thing as dead, and "your rights" become subordinate to winning hearts to love


 Jesus was willingly crucified, and he aint no masochist either

 on the contrary

I would beg to differ.  Its pretty clear your life has been one big buffet for your ego.

[tbombz]

I would beg to differ.  Its pretty clear your life has been one big buffet for your ego.

the two are not mutually exclusive. In fact they are quite compatible, killing  what you love and having a big ego. Now, dying for what you love, that takes selflessness. But take notice, I did not say "dying while attempting to kill someone"

[The Ugly]

Quite right. What, indeed? Although, as you know, Juan S. Earle, from Paraguay via Deutschland, showed the virtues of not being politically correct in his well-known destruction of fried rice functionalism through the Slanty-Eyed-Chink Room Experiment, which argued, inter alia, that Wong Hong's head failed the Turing test because it lacked semantic content and is merely a splooge processing giant egg roll.

I'm sure this is comedic gold to someone much smarter than me.