Author Topic: Jay Cutler wishes Mother In Law a lovely ... (Read 7060 times)

Understatement of the century. Dude brushes his teeth and showers 10 times a day and brings plastic cutlery to top dollar restaurants because "he doesn't like the feeling of metal on his teeth".
Odd guy, indeed.

Quote from: dustin on April 08, 2014, 01:28:28 PM

He's mental.

So he is bodybuilding’s Glenn Gould?

…It would be great if he sang to himself while he posed.

BigCyp · « **Reply #36 on:** April 09, 2014, 03:33:02 AM »

From my own experience, I wish my mother in law was not as hot as she is.

My wife is only 27, and her mother is 46 (got married young).

She has pretty much the same body as my wife, but with more tanned skin and a few more freckles. Her hair is shoulder length and naturally curly/my wife's is straight.

She is literally almost as hot as my wife is.

I had a terrible relationship with my own mother (tried to give me up in the hospital, and then eventually did put me up for adoption) so I'm sure this makes it worse - i.e. I must have some kind of unconsious longing for a close relationship with an older woman?

Anyway, I legitimately enjoyed going abroad with my mother in law and my wife one year, to see them both in bikinis everyday oh brother

(Hard on in the pool of peace)

Skorp1o · « **Reply #37 on:** April 09, 2014, 03:41:39 AM »

Quote from: Nails on April 08, 2014, 12:41:54 PM

Look at that Morrish decor Cutler chilling in with a couple of exotic chicks like a King from Andalucia back in the day. Living the dream

_bruce_ · « **Reply #38 on:** April 09, 2014, 03:55:05 AM »

Quote from: Rudee on April 08, 2014, 04:30:50 PM

Hey Jay, why the long face?

Gravity has been pretty hard on Mr. Cutler.

Papper · « **Reply #39 on:** April 09, 2014, 05:53:48 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on April 09, 2014, 03:33:02 AM

From my own experience, I wish my mother in law was not as hot as she is.

My wife is only 27, and her mother is 46 (got married young).

She has pretty much the same body as my wife, but with more tanned skin and a few more freckles. Her hair is shoulder length and naturally curly/my wife's is straight.

She is literally almost as hot as my wife is.

I had a terrible relationship with my own mother (tried to give me up in the hospital, and then eventually did put me up for adoption) so I'm sure this makes it worse - i.e. I must have some kind of unconsious longing for a close relationship with an older woman?

Anyway, I legitimately enjoyed going abroad with my mother in law and my wife one year, to see them both in bikinis everyday oh brother (Hard on in the pool of peace)

Something tells me they are not familiar with your getbig handle and do not read your posts regurlarly

Brutal honesty here. I like it.

Papper · « **Reply #40 on:** April 09, 2014, 05:58:25 AM »

Quote from: Roger Bacon on April 08, 2014, 03:45:47 PM

"Pow, Right in the kisser" "One of these days kerry"

hahaha good one

BigCyp · « **Reply #41 on:** April 09, 2014, 06:07:38 AM »

Quote from: Papyrus on April 09, 2014, 05:53:48 AM

Something tells me they are not familiar with your getbig handle and do not read your posts regurlarly

Brutal honesty here. I like it.

One time I was laying in bed with the Mrs, and I cracked a joke which I thought was hilarious. She gives me this dead pan look, rolls her eyes and says "You are so not funny, it's a joke itself" and starts giggling to herself.

I got a bit pissed off and was like, "You know that site getbig.com that I showed you some dieting stuff on that time?" "Yeah?" she replies,

I said "Well there's been a few polls on there over the years, and I was voted the funniest guy on there a few times, bearing in mind there are THOUSANDS of members!!! How can you say I'm not funny???"

If she was a member, she would have just replied "Meltdown" so i'm 100% sure she has no clue

Bobby · « **Reply #42 on:** April 09, 2014, 06:36:27 AM »

What if she goes on your computer, sees your logged in and starts reading thru posts...

Papper · « **Reply #43 on:** April 09, 2014, 06:38:27 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on April 09, 2014, 06:07:38 AM

One time I was laying in bed with the Mrs, and I cracked a joke which I thought was hilarious. She gives me this dead pan look, rolls her eyes and says "You are so not funny, it's a joke itself" and starts giggling to herself.

I got a bit pissed off and was like, "You know that site getbig.com that I showed you some dieting stuff on that time?" "Yeah?" she replies,

I said "Well there's been a few polls on there over the years, and I was voted the funniest guy on there a few times, bearing in mind there are THOUSANDS of members!!! How can you say I'm not funny???"

If she was a member, she would have just replied "Meltdown" so i'm 100% sure she has no clue

Were was your girlfriend when this happened?

Haha seriously when you wrote "Mrs." I thought you meant mum.. forgot you're married

BigCyp · « **Reply #44 on:** April 09, 2014, 06:39:30 AM »

Quote from: Papyrus on April 09, 2014, 06:38:27 AM

Were was your girlfriend when this happened?

Having dinner with you bro, I think it was Mother's Day

TrueGrit · « **Reply #45 on:** April 09, 2014, 06:40:38 AM »

Makes you cynical. I always thought jay and Kerry were the perfect couple and would stay together forever. Just another will and booty, mike and Laura, joon and bikini?

I always found Kerry hot.

Papper · « **Reply #46 on:** April 09, 2014, 06:40:45 AM »

Thinking some of you guys are into this

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BigCyp · « **Reply #47 on:** April 09, 2014, 07:22:37 AM »

Quote from: Papyrus on April 09, 2014, 06:38:27 AM

Were was your girlfriend when this happened?

Haha seriously when you wrote "Mrs." I thought you meant mum.. forgot you're married

Hahaha classic.

Yup, you know just a standard afternoon cuddle in bed with mum cracking jokes together in our underwear lol