Look back to your late teens/early twenties. What would you have done differently? I would have quit drinking before I flushed 15 years down the toilet. Banged higher quality trim instead of hitting anything that would have hit me back, not gotten a couple stupid tattoos, got a job i liked, travelled more. Heavy squats/light good mornings / 30 minutes bike today = BB related
I ran into an x girlfriend and thought 'why the fuck did I get rid of that?' owell, cant dwell on the past, just look forward to the future, learn from your mistakes, and one day you'll realize it all happened for a reason. thank god i get rid of that
i would have never knocked up baby mama twice
Twice? She's pregnant again? WTF is wrong with you?
Should have fucked more bitches. Wasted too much time in long term relationships. In my defence, I hammered the drugs. No regrets about that.
This. Long relationships are overrated.
no but she had a miscarriage and then i immediately knocked her up again, looking back it's obvious that the miscarriage was the hand of God helping me i creampied her about three times not long ago but i'm sure my sperm is dead from the roids
Let me go on record and say YOU ARE ONE DUMB FVCK!
are you sure you want to go on record? it could one day blemish your perceived integrity as a world leader