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Chuck Norris is still badass
« on: April 11, 2014, 09:23:12 AM »
74 years old and still going strong.


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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 09:24:30 AM »
Seems like a really good guy

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 09:39:19 AM »
He was the middle weight full contact karate champion back in the day.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 09:51:40 AM »
Chuck norris reached age 50 and decided he was going to stop aging

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 09:52:43 AM »
Chuck Norris is 127 years old.
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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2014, 09:59:21 AM »
Holy shit.  It's the guy from the Just For Men box.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2014, 10:04:19 AM »
He owns a ranch just outside the city I live in , my wife has seen him at her clinic a couple of times over the lat couple of years, the man does not live nor act like a celeb.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 10:12:50 AM »
When I'm considering buying boots there's a part of me that asks whether Chuck Norris would approve.  Not attempting a Chuck Norris joke.  That's a true story. 

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 10:19:12 AM »

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 10:21:37 AM »
'The Hitman' is an underrated Norris movie

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 10:31:10 AM »


Jesus Christ....the back shoulder hair on Chuck in this video is disgusting... :-X

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2014, 10:34:05 AM »
Jesus Christ....the back shoulder hair on Chuck in this video is disgusting... :-X

The joint cracking sound effects made it all worth while.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2014, 11:42:46 AM »
Jesus Christ....the back shoulder hair on Chuck in this video is disgusting... :-X

That was shot during an era where the measure of manliness for movie heros was not big muscles, but rather how much body hair.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 11:45:11 AM »
You know that he had a toy line back in the 80s? It didn't sell well.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2014, 11:53:32 AM »
love chuck.. easy to tell that he's a legit good guy. not a bad bone in his body.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2014, 02:29:48 PM »
Chuck looks really awkward play fighting with Bruce in that movie.  He didn't fight like that in the ring. 

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2014, 04:22:40 PM »
love chuck.. easy to tell that he's a legit good guy. not a bad bone in his body.

Yup.  Seems like a great guy because by all accounts he is.

And...If by some incredible space-time paradox Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris facts are so freakin' cool.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2014, 04:28:58 PM »
If Chuck Norris would have been in Jaws, it would have been a 10 min Documentary about Sushi!

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2014, 04:39:26 PM »
A true legend. His agility at that age is amazing.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2014, 04:41:46 PM »
Yup.  Seems like a great guy because by all accounts he is.

And...If by some incredible space-time paradox Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris facts are so freakin' cool.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin. That he built.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2014, 05:45:02 PM »
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas! :o

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2014, 05:50:27 PM »

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2014, 05:59:44 PM »
The boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2014, 06:08:49 PM »
Even his punchbag looks scared of him.
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