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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2014, 08:50:57 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2014, 10:32:01 PM »
Really like ol' Chuck. As others say, he seems like a totally likeable fellow. A dude you'd like to hang with.

Can't say I'm a fan of his wig, mind you.  ;D

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2014, 05:26:19 AM »
Guy is a scumbag for what he did to this kid (0:45 seconds in):


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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2014, 05:31:50 AM »
he sold some inefective bullshit fitness machines on tv if i remember correctly...

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2014, 06:34:58 AM »
Action movies legend, still going strong... Light contact karate champion, proficent in bjj and other few things, probably the only legit "fighter" during the 70s, 80s and 90s in martial arts movies/tv series...

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2014, 06:41:06 AM »
he sold some inefective bullshit fitness machines on tv if i remember correctly...

They weren't bullshit.  They just slackened off and didn't work properly when Chuck wasn't using them.
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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2014, 07:33:17 AM »
If you like the old badly dubbed kung fu flicks like I do,get a copy of an early Norris flick called "Slaughter In San Francisco"........a laugh riot.

Thank me later.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2014, 07:35:21 AM »
wes do you like current "bad martial arts" movies?


I think they are spectacular


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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2014, 07:37:56 AM »
If you like the old badly dubbed kung fu flicks like I do,get a copy of an early Norris flick called "Slaughter In San Francisco"........a laugh riot.

Thank me later.

I prefer an old-school porn where pussies were still unshaved.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2014, 08:00:00 AM »
wes do you like current "bad martial arts" movies?


I think they are spectacular


Haven`t really watched too many of them........I hate the ones where the people fly around........some are funnier than hell though.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2014, 08:01:10 AM »
Haven`t really watched too many of them........I hate the ones where the people fly around........some are funnier than hell though.
you should watch this clip

it's a wing chun practitioners wet dream bahahahahaha

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2014, 08:02:07 AM »
I prefer an old-school porn where pussies were still unshaved.
Hairy or landing strip ....it`s all good.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2014, 08:03:01 AM »
best knife fight i have ever seen ;D



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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2014, 08:08:59 AM »
you should watch this clip

it's a wing chun practitioners wet dream bahahahahaha
I watched a few minutes.....good stuff.

best knife fight i have ever seen ;D



That was cool,I`m going to buy this flick as long as I can get the dubbed in English version which should be no problem.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2014, 08:10:23 AM »
wes do you like current "bad martial arts" movies?


I think they are spectacular


thats so retarded how can you watch that crap and not laugh.


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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2014, 08:12:01 AM »
thats so retarded how can you watch that crap and not laugh.


that's the point, it's made for entertainment


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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2014, 08:12:20 AM »
That dude ages well.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2014, 08:13:25 AM »
thats so retarded how can you watch that crap and not laugh.


I do laugh.  :D

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2014, 08:25:34 AM »
bahahah this is one of the greatest scenes


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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2014, 08:30:38 AM »
thats so retarded how can you watch that crap and not laugh.



'laugh' ??? i marvel at the spectacular choreography of the artistic and stunning fight scenes.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2014, 08:32:16 AM »
bahahah this is one of the greatest scenes


I own a copy of this one.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2014, 08:45:37 AM »
74 years old and still going strong.


Love the comments, as if Van Damme, Bruce Lee and Steven Seagal were/are real badass fighters, and Norris only an actor, lol... Between all of them Norris is the only one that had at least documented fights, against legit opponents, even if it was only light contact... The others are just movie frauds...

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2014, 09:59:25 AM »
best knife fight i have ever seen ;D


In all seriousness, if you're ever stupid enough to be in a knife fight you don't wave it around in front of you like you're in West Side Story so the other guy can grab your knife arm and then stab you.  The first real strike is never the knife.

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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2014, 10:11:05 AM »

In all seriousness, if you're ever stupid enough to be in a knife fight you don't wave it around in front of you like you're in West Side Story so the other guy can grab your knife arm and then stab you.  The first real strike is never the knife.
fear not, i have studied youtube videos of the most lethal knife fighting art in the world



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Re: Chuck Norris is still badass
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2014, 10:19:39 AM »
fat guy breaks handcuffs without any problems