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My wife backed over my protein powder
« on: April 11, 2014, 11:47:31 AM »
It's all over the driveway. Grounds for divorce?
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 11:49:40 AM »
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 12:30:20 PM »
Maybe that's what Kerrie did
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 12:33:36 PM »
Quote from: wes on April 11, 2014, 11:49:40 AM


Yeah, the wife is a kickboxing instructor, among other things. I may not look too good if I took that route.
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 12:49:39 PM »
Nevermind  :D
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2014, 02:15:14 PM »
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2014, 02:25:58 PM »
you should back your hard dick on her mother see how she likes it
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 02:52:20 PM »
RIP
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 02:56:05 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on April 11, 2014, 12:33:36 PM
Yeah, the wife is a kickboxing instructor, among other things. I may not look too good if I took that route.
oh brother

a swift backhand to the face and she will be crying like a little girl
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 03:01:29 PM »
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 03:09:50 PM »
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2014, 03:59:44 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on April 11, 2014, 11:47:31 AM
It's all over the driveway. Grounds for divorce?


I'm sure this is covered in your pre-nup, since the standard getbig billionaire pre-nups usually contain this boilerplate clause.

She's probably already packed her bags, which I'm sure will come as a great relief to you. 

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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2014, 04:14:23 PM »
Maybe someone here can get her a job at Species Nutrition. All she has to do is work about 60 hours and Dave will personally replace that demolished jug...
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 06:58:28 PM »
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2014, 06:58:50 PM »
cut her fucking head off
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2014, 06:59:26 PM »
Quote from: GigantorX on April 11, 2014, 06:58:50 PM
cut her fucking head off

Dump her corpse in a cesspool.
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Re: My wife backed over my protein powder
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2014, 07:01:19 PM »
SHRED HER CREDIT CARDS


and ask for a blowjob.
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