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Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« on: April 11, 2014, 12:04:07 PM »
It's for a good cause!


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The True Adonis

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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 12:06:44 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on April 11, 2014, 12:04:07 PM
It's for a good cause!



???

What if I got a Mega Jug of Pepsi Max?  You do realize you don`t automatically have to have a regular pepsi, you could just get a diet pepsi or pepsi max. 

Stupid thread.
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 12:06:56 PM »
Brutal irony in that ad lol
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 12:07:50 PM »
it actually makes sense
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 12:17:20 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on April 11, 2014, 12:06:56 PM
Brutal irony in that ad lol
How so?  You won`t get diabetes from drinking that a few times.   In fact, as I said, you could order a diet pepsi or you could drink the full soda just fine, especially if you are around maintenance calories or lower.

This is not irony by the way at all.






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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2014, 12:49:03 PM »
Is the add for real? Only in America. ::)
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2014, 12:58:23 PM »

'Murica
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 01:02:50 PM »
Adonis is living proof that if you listen to dumbfucks on the internet you can put yourself at serious risk.
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 01:24:21 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on April 11, 2014, 12:17:20 PM
How so?  You won`t get diabetes from drinking that a few times.   In fact, as I said, you could order a diet pepsi or you could drink the full soda just fine, especially if you are around maintenance calories or lower.

This is not irony by the way at all.



Isn't it situational irony though in the KFC advert? They are trying to help cure diabetes by selling their product but in fact by selling their product they are causing diabetes? i.e. a reversal of expectations?

Informative poster by the way, didn't know that about sarcasm and irony.
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 01:55:04 PM »
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 02:00:10 PM »


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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2014, 02:03:13 PM »


I do like her gunt.
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2014, 02:32:40 PM »
Quote from: Melkor on April 11, 2014, 01:24:21 PM
Isn't it situational irony though in the KFC advert? They are trying to help cure diabetes by selling their product but in fact by selling their product they are causing diabetes? i.e. a reversal of expectations?

Informative poster by the way, didn't know that about sarcasm and irony.
I don`t think anyone will contract diabetes from this one time promotion alone.  Its gonna take a lot more than this to do it.
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 06:30:19 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on April 11, 2014, 12:06:44 PM
???

What if I got a Mega Jug of Pepsi Max?  You do realize you don`t automatically have to have a regular pepsi, you could just get a diet pepsi or pepsi max. 

Stupid thread.

Excellent point. You can also share. I remember when I was a kid my mom, my sister and I would get a "Biggie" Dr Pepper from Wendy's and share it.
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2014, 06:53:52 PM »
What if you are using high doses of insulin? Half a gallon of normal soda would be perfect, have you thought about it? I don't think so.
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2014, 06:57:13 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on April 11, 2014, 02:03:13 PM


I do like her gunt.

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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2014, 07:00:51 PM »
The Oatmeal does great dog cartoons but those definitions of irony are not so good.

A more pertinent hypothetical example would be a Goodrum taking Vissy to a Trayvon Martin rally and being spat on and beaten for his sexuality, then being saved by a gun-toting Hispanic.

 
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2014, 07:55:24 PM »
Quote from: WannaBePro on April 11, 2014, 12:58:23 PM

'Murica

All this thing needs is a quick stab through the throat. Sure he'll gargle and grab his neck but it would mercifully be all over for him quick. Just as it should be
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2014, 08:04:15 PM »
Quote from: WannaBePro on April 11, 2014, 12:58:23 PM

'Murica

See, he was 170 10%... Then he got his first gallon of dr. Pepper, he felt guilty... But it was for a good cause.  Fast forward 3 years, and this addict has awoken in a stupor on the walmart floor jonesing for a jones soda.  Too overweight to move, to addicted to care.  One cola, the first mega cola, ultimately caused his diabetes.
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2014, 08:16:45 PM »
Unfortunately, many would still opt for the real sugar sodas.....   This is not so much a case of caloric maintenance levels not being surpassed.. Higher ratios of high glycemic sugars consumed have a direct correlation to insulin sensitivity...and eventual insulin resistance over time....where excessive insulin is being released...  This is known to negatively affect the basic tyrosine kinase activity of the insulin receptors located within our cell's membranes.  Further, excessive depletion and higher demands of insulin production from our beta cells can also force these same beta cells(cells that produce insulin) to not adequately produce insulin later down the line..   Several ways of developing dm2. And disproportionate sugar rushes on a consistent level can be a strong causative effect... Which is why these type of diabetics may not appear obese
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2014, 10:06:07 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on April 11, 2014, 06:30:19 PM
Excellent point. You can also share. I remember when I was a kid my mom, my sister and I would get a "Biggie" Dr Pepper from Wendy's and share it.


Love to be that straw in this childhood memory of yours.
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2014, 10:11:04 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on April 11, 2014, 02:03:13 PM


I do like her gunt.

One of my all time favorite TrueGrit quotes:

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Does Russians haz these?



Fucking crack up when I think about it!!!
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2014, 10:11:59 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on April 11, 2014, 06:30:19 PM
Excellent point. You can also share. I remember when I was a kid my mom, my sister and I would get a "Biggie" Dr Pepper from Wendy's and share it.


lol we did that too!!!
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2014, 10:17:58 PM »
Tucking pathetic. We have become a joke! >:(
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Re: Adonis will cream himself when he sees this
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2014, 10:31:42 PM »
KFC has all sort of good deals going
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