Author Topic: deniro can play any role (Read 1823 times)

hardgainerj · « **on:** April 11, 2014, 08:49:39 PM »

except the role of erection

BB · « **Reply #1 on:** April 11, 2014, 08:55:29 PM »

That's Gerard Depardieu on the right.

The film is 1900.

Fortress · « **Reply #2 on:** April 11, 2014, 10:15:45 PM »

Is that a scene from Meet the Fockers? Never saw that one.

Dude's got one limp noodle.

Papper · « **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2014, 02:31:33 AM »

Did you google "Young Deniro cock"?

anabolichalo · « **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2014, 02:35:25 AM »

that's pretty normal considering he's next to a naked man

Bosch · « **Reply #5 on:** April 12, 2014, 04:24:26 AM »

Great talent right here.
A true artist.

Alucard · « **Reply #6 on:** April 12, 2014, 06:52:21 AM »

Quote from: Papyrus on April 12, 2014, 02:31:33 AM

Did you google "Young Deniro cock"?

TrueGrit · « **Reply #7 on:** April 12, 2014, 06:54:40 AM »

Gerard looks happy.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #8 on:** April 12, 2014, 06:56:38 AM »

Those dicks would look fucking small on Ruhl's body.

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** April 12, 2014, 06:57:55 AM »

thats because he only likes black bitches like anabolichalo

da_vinci · « **Reply #10 on:** April 12, 2014, 07:17:52 AM »

They probably have just finished fucking before that female came in, no wonder dicks are limp.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #11 on:** April 12, 2014, 07:26:33 AM »

Quote from: da_vinci on April 12, 2014, 07:17:52 AM

They probably have just finished fucking before that female came in, no wonder dicks are limp.

deniro look of disappoinment

he was expecting a man with enormous manhood to walk in

turns out it's a chick

disappointment knows no bounds

da_vinci · « **Reply #12 on:** April 12, 2014, 07:36:20 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on April 12, 2014, 07:26:33 AM

deniro look of disappoinment

he was expecting a man with enormous manhood to walk in

turns out it's a chick

disappointment knows no bounds

By the look on their faces it seems that Deniro was the one who took it in the ass. Another one is just numb, I act similar when I blow my load on a bitch.

Shockwave · « **Reply #13 on:** April 12, 2014, 08:15:27 AM »

Lots of dude in this thread analyzing the facial expressions and thought process' of two naked dudes laying next to each other.

Nails · « **Reply #14 on:** April 12, 2014, 08:41:11 AM »

who is the actress with 2 dicks in her hand

Necrosis · « **Reply #15 on:** April 12, 2014, 08:42:45 AM »

Is there something wrong with me, I get a boner just at the thought of fucking, those tits and her hand I would be so hard. My penis would be so hard it would crack diamonds and bend adamantium. My anus is made of unobtanium for you fags.

smoothasf · « **Reply #16 on:** April 12, 2014, 08:47:51 AM »

If they were hard they wouldn't have been allowed to show it. The flacid penis is allowed

HavoX · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2014, 08:52:49 AM »

There is probably like 30 union movie makers all around them... Lighting, sound, grip work...

Necrosis · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2014, 10:20:24 AM »

Quote from: HavoX on April 12, 2014, 08:52:49 AM

There is probably like 30 union movie makers all around them... Lighting, sound, grip work...

I bet you do "grip work:"

Tapeworm · « **Reply #19 on:** April 12, 2014, 10:28:09 AM »

Quote from: Nails on April 12, 2014, 08:41:11 AM

who is the actress with 2 dicks in her hand

Sure. Two Dick Gertie. Big star back when you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a two dick scene.

Idk. Simpler times, I guess.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #20 on:** April 12, 2014, 10:32:40 AM »

His name is spelled De Niro.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #21 on:** April 12, 2014, 10:35:16 AM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on April 12, 2014, 10:32:40 AM

His name is spelled De Niro.

correction of biblical importance

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** April 12, 2014, 10:39:15 AM »

There is a place here called Robert Duvall foods. So one day I went in and asked if Robert Duvall owned the place. And they were shitty about it. Apparently there's more than one Robert Duvall in the world but all the Robert Duvalls who wanna name their food shop after themselves don't realize it and think better of it.

Anyway, De Niro is big in Nobu. He's got enthusiasms.

The Ugly · « **Reply #23 on:** April 12, 2014, 10:43:11 AM »

Tape bringing funny. Well done.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #24 on:** April 12, 2014, 10:44:56 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 12, 2014, 10:39:15 AM

There is a place here called Robert Duvall foods. So one day I went in and asked if Robert Duvall owned the place. And they were shitty about it. Apparently there's more than one Robert Duvall in the world but all the Robert Duvalls who wanna name their food shop after themselves don't realize it and think better of it.

Anyway, De Niro is big in Nobu. He's got enthusiasms.

Haha. Good stuff.