Junior is by far the worst poster on this forum, I even prefer shizzo. 
He cried when his parents took the keyboard away. They said:
"Now Junior, you are not the keyboard warrior that you pretend to be. And remember you hurt yourself shadow boxing, while playing that music to that yank movie...now what was it?"
Junior: "Mum, it was Rocky and the song was 'Eye of The Tiger'....Please, give me my keyboard back?"
Father: "Junior, you need to stop holing yourself up in the attic, wearing shades, speaking in different
accents. And what is with pretending that these hookers are girlfriends?"
Junior: (dejected look, as he tries to hide the steroids from his parents)