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Water Sports
« on: April 15, 2014, 01:46:51 AM »
Any of you guys ever engaged in water sports? or do so on a regular basis for the thrill of it.

I'll let getbiggers decide which direction this thread may go. My intentions here are clear.
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2014, 01:49:43 AM »
the only "sport" that matters is bodybuilding
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2014, 01:55:20 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on April 15, 2014, 01:49:43 AM
the only "sport" that matters is bodybuilding

You're struggling to hit 17" guns, perhaps bodybuilding isn't for you? if at first you don't succeed sometimes its better to go and find something else....like a somali FGM'd vagina pissing in your throat.
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2014, 04:50:23 AM »
Do you mean swimming or water polo? Or do you mean when a girl straddles your face and pees in your mouth?
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2014, 04:59:49 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on April 15, 2014, 04:55:56 AM
Love surfing the best.

Done scuba that's fun too.

Other than that my X Fiance pissed on me once, but I didn't like it, felt weird and it stank so ran quickly into the shower, she got in a strop and didn't have sex with me for a week.

It wasn't her fault, your face does look like a toilet
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2014, 05:00:45 AM »
Water sports - Surfing end of.

The only time I am legit scared and pumped is when I go to devon to surf
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2014, 02:20:55 PM »
Quote from: BigCyp on April 15, 2014, 04:59:49 AM
It wasn't her fault, your face does look like a toilet

bahahaha BigCyp, now that was uncalled for  ;D
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2014, 02:22:14 PM »
I did the water sports malarki with an ex, she was abit of a nutter and used to like to piss on me, she felt inferior in the relationship cos I was ripped and she was chubby and she used to get a kick out of it.
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2014, 02:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on April 15, 2014, 02:22:14 PM
I did the water sports malarki with an ex, she was abit of a nutter and used to like to piss on me, she felt inferior in the relationship cos I was ripped and she was chubby and she used to get a kick out of it.
damn is this real life?

most chubby women feel really good about their tits and ass and hide the gut with pregnancy shaped garnments etc
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2014, 02:40:31 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on April 15, 2014, 02:29:02 PM
damn is this real life?

most chubby women feel really good about their tits and ass and hide the gut with pregnancy shaped garnments etc

She wasn't chubby by choice, she was slim when I met her but she was popping ephedrine and training 5 times a week, as soon as she stopped she put weight on. Funny thing I liked it cos she carried very well and was hot...but she didn't and she saw my ex was a tall skinny bitch which gave her a complex. Add to this me being average over winter then come spring I was eating clen and trenning hard, she hated her self.#

....and so she pissed on me. At first I thought we were experimenting but then I realised what was going on. Lots of angry sex in that relationship too, she used to bite my dick
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2014, 02:43:36 PM »
so funny


when they think tall skinny is attractive


short and skinny can be (if they are young and fresh, once they get over 25-30 the skinny bitches implode and shrivel up, that some nasty shit)

but tall and skinny can never be
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2014, 07:19:21 PM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on April 15, 2014, 01:46:51 AM
Any of you guys ever engaged in water sports? or do so on a regular basis for the thrill of it.

I'll let getbiggers decide which direction this thread may go. My intentions here are clear.

Pro sailing  ;)
Am surfing  :)
1 day fish will get me, but fucked  :D
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2014, 07:47:38 PM »
I pissed on a chick's leg in the shower before to piss her off ;D
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2014, 07:54:24 PM »
never been that drunk.  not ruling it out, just never been there.
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2014, 08:00:11 PM »
Not me sir. Never been an avenue I felt the need to explore.
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2014, 08:12:21 PM »
I had a fake squirter.

bitch tried to pretend she was squirting.

oh brother, pure piss all over my lap on multiple occasions.

on a side note : i went down on a whore one time that didnt warm me she was a squirter and it went right onto the back of my mouth. gross as fuck.

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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2014, 08:13:05 PM »
Never had a squirter before. Very annoying.
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2014, 08:13:47 PM »
Quote from: James28 on April 15, 2014, 08:13:05 PM
Never had a squirter before. Very annoying.

yep.

not my cup of fluid tee.

pain the ass to clean up, kinda gross etc.
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2014, 10:41:29 PM »
an ex done it to me twice by accident when she was cumming. both times she was on top and as she was rocking back and forth it was splashing upwards hitting my chest.
it was vulgar, she cried and i made her wash the sheets imediatley.
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2014, 12:24:38 AM »
Quote from: bass generator on April 15, 2014, 10:41:29 PM
an ex done it to me twice by accident when she was cumming. both times she was on top and as she was rocking back and forth it was splashing upwards hitting my chest.
it was vulgar, she cried and i made her wash the sheets imediatley.


did you roll up a newspaper and smack her on the nose whilst telling her to never do it again?
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2014, 12:43:53 AM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on April 16, 2014, 12:24:38 AM

did you roll up a newspaper and smack her on the nose whilst telling her to never do it again?

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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2014, 02:45:16 AM »
Quote from: bass generator on April 15, 2014, 10:41:29 PM
an ex done it to me twice by accident when she was cumming. both times she was on top and as she was rocking back and forth it was splashing upwards hitting my chest.
it was vulgar, she cried and i made her wash the sheets imediatley.
did she still cum? sounds hot
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2014, 10:58:03 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on April 16, 2014, 02:45:16 AM
did she still cum? sounds hot

yes it was as she came she pissed herself.
both times it happened it was first thing in morning so the piss was strong and fucking stank
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2014, 10:59:16 AM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on April 16, 2014, 12:24:38 AM

did you roll up a newspaper and smack her on the nose whilst telling her to never do it again?

had i known then what an utter cu nt she turn out to be id have scrubbed her face in it.
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Re: Water Sports
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2014, 12:31:16 PM »
Quote from: bass generator on April 16, 2014, 10:58:03 AM
yes it was as she came she pissed herself.
both times it happened it was first thing in morning so the piss was strong and fucking stank
;D ;D ;D

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