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Anabolic Window Maximization of Peace and Victory
« on: April 16, 2014, 01:00:41 AM »
Add Pakistan to the list of countries whose tyrannical governments discriminate against musclebound heroes doing whatever it takes to get the requisite protein for accumulating mascular gains:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/15/world/asia/2-pakistanis-suspected-of-cannibalism-after-head-is-found.html?_r=0

LAHORE, Pakistan — In a macabre case that has transfixed and horrified Pakistanis, the police on Monday arrested a man suspected of cannibalism after they found an infant’s head at his home.

The police acted after complaints from neighbors about a foul smell coming from the home of the man, Muhammad Arif, in Bhakkar, a remote agricultural district in Punjab Province.

When the police discovered the head, Mr. Arif said his older brother had disinterred a baby’s body from a local graveyard. The brothers then cooked and ate the remains, said Amir Abdullah, the district police chief.

The two admitted in 2011 to eating five corpses they had disinterred from a graveyard. As cannibalism is not a crime in Pakistan, they were convicted of defiling human bodies. The brothers served almost a year and a half in prison and were fined about $500 each.

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Re: Anabolic Window Maximization of Peace and Victory
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 01:02:39 AM »
pre-pubescent picnicing pakistanis of peace.

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Re: Anabolic Window Maximization of Peace and Victory
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 01:05:06 AM »
god bless western countries.

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Re: Anabolic Window Maximization of Peace and Victory
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 05:32:14 AM »
pre-pubescent picnicing pakistanis of peace.

Excellent alliteration, iron brother.

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Re: Anabolic Window Maximization of Peace and Victory
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2014, 05:35:24 AM »
Will Brink will be doing a video on the benefits and downsides to consuming infants for protein, a chapter exists on it in 50 shades of gay

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Re: Anabolic Window Maximization of Peace and Victory
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2014, 06:07:00 AM »
My Pakistani mate told me that apparently there is an underground business in Pakistan in which guys would dig up newly buried corpses and then sell them off to necrophiliacs.
The more "new" or "attractive" the corpse is, the higher they pay.
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Re: Anabolic Window Maximization of Peace and Victory
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2014, 06:49:15 AM »
Was the muscle quality they put on  any good?