Author Topic: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.  (Read 2498 times)

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Re: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 04:15:29 PM »
You choose color, NOW! 

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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 04:16:18 PM »
I do it once every 6 weeks.  its amazing how often chicks look at my hands and it turns them on.

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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 04:17:13 PM »
You choose color, NOW! 


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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2014, 04:18:31 PM »
I do it once every 6 weeks.  its amazing how often chicks look at my hands and it turns them on.

You are correct. Women do go for the Ben Grimm look and feel.
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2014, 04:20:30 PM »
I do it once every 6 weeks.  its amazing how often chicks look at my hands and it turns them on.
I hope you are not a gynaecologist.

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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2014, 04:28:59 PM »
You are correct. Women do go for the Ben Grimm look and feel.

Hey now.  No chick wants a dude with fucked up fingers and nails to finger bang them.  They want nice fingers.

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Re: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2014, 05:34:26 PM »
Hey now.  No chick wants a dude with fucked up fingers and nails to finger bang them.  They want nice fingers.

Im sorry, i meant "not". My manicurist distracted me.
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Re: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2014, 06:47:23 PM »
Im sorry, i meant "not". My manicurist distracted me.

So long as your manicurist was a Womanicurist, I approve of your being distracted.   ;D

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Re: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2014, 06:54:43 PM »
Gayer than getting oiled up and wearing a thong for other men to "judge" your looks.
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Re: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2014, 07:01:28 PM »
potatoes gonna potate

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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2014, 07:33:43 PM »
 I support men doing this

Actually I support men doing anything not stereotypically masculine. Shows they don't give a fuck

But I do like the feel of callused hands

Now I'm on the fence  >:(

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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2014, 07:35:15 PM »
Personally I don't get it. I keep my nails clean and crisply cut by myself. No girl wants to see a guy with buffed and clear polished nails. It's faggy.  A nail salon french ends on a guy screams girly.  

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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2014, 07:37:02 PM »
Personally I don't get it. I keep my nails clean and crisply cut by myself. No girl wants to see a guy with buffed and clear polished nails. It's faggy.  A nail salon french ends on a guy screams girly.  


MANicures don't involve polish, I believe.. they just clean up the cuticles and soften the hands

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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2014, 07:41:24 PM »
Should a man have soft hands?  When I shake a guy's hand and he has soft hands it's a little creepy.  A man's hand should feel like he lifts weights. That he does something physical like he's capable of doing manly work.  Soft hands scream I don't work on cars. I can't load a pick up truck. I'm just an metro beta office worker. 

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« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2014, 07:51:17 PM »
what's a manicure cost?  They offer it at my local walmart supercenter.  never even remotely considered it, but now suddenly curious.

what benefits would it offer a getbigger such as myself?   how long do both hands/feet take?  Maybe I'll try it.

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« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2014, 07:53:14 PM »
Should a man have soft hands?  When I shake a guy's hand and he has soft hands it's a little creepy.  A man's hand should feel like he lifts weights. That he does something physical like he's capable of doing manly work.  Soft hands scream I don't work on cars. I can't load a pick up truck. I'm just an metro beta office worker. 

this times 1000
any guy, no matter how big, how strong or any of that is a total bitch if he gets a manicure/pedicure. That is absolutely feminine beyond belief. May as well just start wearing a dress. What a joke

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Re: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2014, 08:11:27 PM »
this times 1000
any guy, no matter how big, how strong or any of that is a total bitch if he gets a manicure/pedicure. That is absolutely feminine beyond belief. May as well just start wearing a dress. What a joke

Ouch.

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Re: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2014, 08:14:37 PM »
Should a man have soft hands?  When I shake a guy's hand and he has soft hands it's a little creepy.  A man's hand should feel like he lifts weights. That he does something physical like he's capable of doing manly work.  Soft hands scream I don't work on cars. I can't load a pick up truck. I'm just an metro beta office worker. 
This is true. Soft hands belong on women.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2014, 08:15:50 PM »
This is true. Soft hands belong on women.

Or on the man giving me a handjob.

What?

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« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2014, 09:27:52 PM »
Or on the man giving me a handjob.

What?

Something not right here, can't quite put my fingers on it though.

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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2014, 10:31:55 PM »
Something not right here, can't quite put my fingers on it though.

Let it go, friend. Prime has assured me it's not unusual.

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« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2014, 04:37:40 AM »
Nothing wrong with a man taking care of himself.  By the way,  I'll be in Las Vegas on Mat 24th.  Flying into to McCarren at four. 
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Re: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2014, 05:22:05 AM »
Gayer than getting oiled up and wearing a thong for other men to "judge" your looks.

It is gay for sure, but not this gay.
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Re: Getting a mani and pedi right now bitches. The Phil Heath Special.
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2014, 05:30:15 AM »
Keeping your nails short and clean is a must.
Nothing more to it - why the need for a manicure... being primadonna is not cool.

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