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Andre Johnson - Cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« on: April 16, 2014, 07:15:00 PM »
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 07:17:34 PM »
Read about this. Bizarre way to exit. He must really hate his penis.
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 07:20:21 PM »
does he even lift?
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 07:21:51 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on April 16, 2014, 07:20:21 PM
does he even lift?

Why haven't you posted a video in the guitar thread? I think a bass solo is in order, Rob.
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2014, 07:22:09 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on April 16, 2014, 07:20:21 PM
does he even lift?

LOL!!!!!

He's doing it wrong; everyone knows it's jump first then cut your woo tang wang (of peace).

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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2014, 08:02:16 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on April 16, 2014, 07:21:51 PM
Why haven't you posted a video in the guitar thread? I think a bass solo is in order, Rob.

even now and then I'll take a cheesy 20 second bass solo live... but really, I put myself nowhere near near the skill level needed.  I can sing some Kid Rock or Save a horse, and I can pack that dance floor, but slapping and popping for 3 straight minutes... to me, that loses the momentum live.

I think it's because I don't see bar gigging as a place for "musicianship"... it's about looking good, playing good songs, encouraging a feelgood time where everyone gets laid and has 3 drinks.  They'd rather hear an average band play Mustang Sally than some Berk grad playing note-for-note Steve Vai. 

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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2014, 08:06:11 PM »
I guess now he can just go by....Andre.





















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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2014, 08:30:55 PM »
No denying the guys got balls
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2014, 08:35:17 PM »
And for our UK readers...

Apparently, this jump came close on the heels of an argument with his wife. On recovery he went home and gave her a right bollocking.
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2014, 08:36:16 PM »
Are we not supposed to do this?
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2014, 04:05:50 AM »
anything hes ever done failed ! This is going to be especially hard to recover!
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2014, 04:13:47 AM »
Quote from: Purge_WTF on April 16, 2014, 08:06:11 PM
I guess now he can just go by....Andre.






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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2014, 04:26:05 AM »
Weider penis principles of peace
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2014, 05:21:01 AM »
that black gentleman claims he was reading a book would like to find out the title, those guys were some odd fellows very unapproachable afro-americans
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2014, 05:33:27 AM »
those brothers seem like one second they are gonna pull a gun out then the next second contemplating some new rims you never know what you gonna get with these wishy washy fellas
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2014, 05:56:58 AM »
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2014, 05:58:04 AM »
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2014, 06:16:45 AM »
Quote from: The Ugly on April 16, 2014, 07:17:34 PM
Read about this. Bizarre way to exit. He must really hate his penis.

Maybe it's the perpetrator that gave him a career-ending disease of sorts, thus cutting off the culprit of Parts/Peace
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2014, 06:27:30 AM »
he probably found one or more than one enormous dildo in wife wardrobe and couldnt go on
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2014, 06:36:07 AM »
Quote from: The Ugly on April 16, 2014, 07:17:34 PM
Read about this. Bizarre way to exit. He must really hate his penis.

Bizarre failed attempt to suicide : now he has a broken leg and no dick.



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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2014, 06:38:06 AM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on April 17, 2014, 06:36:07 AM
Bizarre failed attempt to suicide : now he has a broken leg and no dick.



WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
maybe he can make up with his wife and they can double dildo eachother into orgasm
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2014, 08:06:32 AM »
Mr "Johnson"

That'd hurt to hear forever.  Under the circumstances.
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2014, 08:37:44 AM »
Pee Pees Big Adventure
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2014, 10:10:59 AM »
Quote from: pedro01 on April 16, 2014, 08:30:55 PM
No denying the guys got balls
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Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony?
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