I am also new to this forum. -Just a wet behind the ears kind of kid really. Been thinking about bodybuilding as a way to make new friends; any thoughts on this? If I build big muscles will the chicks dig me or will I be stuck with a bunch of schmoes wanting a look see in my thong? Will a schmoe or a lady be willing to sponsor my ABS usage? Do I have to actually lift weights or can I simply shoot some oil into my muscles to make them look big? If I become a bodybuilder and do some G4P gigs, does this make me a homosexual? If I pay prostitutes for sex, like that one fellow does, and then go down on them, will I be catch an STD if I put a condom on my tongue? Help me out here folks. I have tons of questions which need answering.