You Guys Have To Teach Me How This Works

[Primemuscle]

right.

Im new here as well but I feel that primemuscle is a deluded old twat

I was wondering the same thing. Aren't all old men deluded old twats? At what age does a Alpha male become a beta schmoe? If an old twat lifts, does this excuse their being senile? If aged beef is called prime, how aged does muscle have to be before it becomes spoiled? Does it last longer if it spends nights sleeping in the freezer?

[Chacka]

I am also new to this forum. -Just a wet behind the ears kind of kid really. Been thinking about bodybuilding as a way to make new friends; any thoughts on this? If I build big muscles will the chicks dig me or will I be stuck with a bunch of schmoes wanting a look see in my thong? Will a schmoe or a lady be willing to sponsor my ABS usage? Do I have to actually lift weights or can I simply shoot some oil into my muscles to make them look big? If I become a bodybuilder and do some G4P gigs, does this make me a homosexual? If I pay prostitutes for sex, like that one fellow does, and then go down on them, will I be catch an STD if I put a condom on my tongue? Help me out here folks. I have tons of questions which need answering.

send her down there old timer, pace yourself now.lol 

[Primemuscle]

send her down there old timer, pace yourself now.lol 

Thanks, I think I getting so excited that I am having palpations or I am cumming....at my deluded old age, it is hard to tell the difference. Oops, just noticed that my dick is hard. What does this mean? 

[hazbin]

ahahahah are you shitting me its visible? thats gold
i remember taking Luc down to the river--he was all slow moving til he got there then it was like he was a puppy

haha, yup, I miss that old guy a bunch

[ismoseppo]

haha, yup, I miss that old guy a bunch

lol the name on the pic---blairs camera -- lolololol

oh that dog was unique, just a great guy

[hazbin]

lol the name on the pic---blairs camera -- lolololol

oh that dog was unique, just a great guy

yeah, there is about a thousand pics loaded on my computer that say that.  I'd change it if I knew how, other than one at a time.  that fatrat doesn't deserve credit for anything.

[ismoseppo]

yeah, there is about a thousand pics loaded on my computer that say that.  I'd change it if I knew how, other than one at a time.  that fatrat doesn't deserve credit for anything.

ooo falling out?

[hazbin]

ooo falling out?

you know him, he's best friends with whoever he is talking to and worst enemies with who ever that person doesn't like.  I did a ton for him, and he backstabs everyone.

[gym**rat]

All you need to know is Cell Tech  is the only legal steroid you need to be a pro and Sea Monkeys are sweat stains you leave when you get up from a chair. HTH.

[Mawse]

If I become a bodybuilder and do some G4P gigs, does this make me a homosexual?

No, but the numerous cocks you've had in your mouth do.

Hope that helps

[visualizeperfection]

No, but the numerous cocks you've had in your mouth do.

Hope that helps

yep.

this.

if any portion of a cock is in your mouth = fag for life