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« on: April 20, 2014, 11:03:09 AM »

My grandma would always says the weirdest things


If I was wasting time.. she would say  shit or get off the pot..

or   You would sooner hear that then be deaf. 

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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2014, 11:49:48 AM »

"marriage is a strange institution, those who are out want in, those who are in want out" (my grandpa at 50 years marriage speech)


classic  must be a white man
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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2014, 11:59:34 AM »

"come and sit on my knee"
"Now dont tell anyone, its our little secret"


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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2014, 12:03:58 PM »

"You`re gonna` put someone`s eye out with that" !!
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2014, 05:39:20 PM »

"come and sit on my knee"
"Now dont tell anyone, its our little secret"


Uncle Tony.

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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2014, 06:20:47 PM »

Happened to 90% of getbig  Lips sealed
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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2014, 06:35:12 PM »

91%

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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2014, 06:49:16 PM »

Its all fun till someone gets hurt, then its real funny!! My Dad!
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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2014, 08:22:57 PM »

its all fun until someone loses an eye... then its a sport
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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2014, 08:24:59 PM »

"come and sit on my knee"
"Now dont tell anyone, its our little secret"

would love to be that prejudging round.
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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2014, 10:38:52 PM »

One of mom's favorites: "It'll heal before you turn into a boy"

She has a lot more, but they do not translate well.
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2014, 11:31:02 PM »

When i was 19 i saw my grandmother naked, worst day in my life.
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2014, 12:25:44 AM »

"Don't make me pull this car over"
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2014, 01:47:35 AM »

"What have I sired?"
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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2014, 02:58:26 PM »

Eat it or wear it.
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« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2014, 08:20:40 PM »

"Don't make me pull this car over"
lol classic
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Why stress the little people..


« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2014, 01:10:47 PM »

"Go upstairs and take that God Damned ear ring out of your ear or I'm going to rip it out of your fucking ear." - Dad
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