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The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« on: April 22, 2014, 03:04:28 AM »
12 years together, she's now 32 years old, no engagement, no marriage and no sign of it ever happening and she's taking it on the chin like a champ.

Infact, 12 years and she hasn't even met any one from his family yet. she's smoking hot and seems like a really nice girl, none of this whoring around like the Kardashians posting selfies of their assholes on twitter and instagram and porn vids of her pussy getting destroyed by a has been RnB manlet.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2014, 03:16:51 AM »
Is that fella Enrique?

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2014, 03:18:22 AM »
Is that fella Enrique?

Yes, Enrique and Anna Kournikova.
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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2014, 03:24:53 AM »
BDB has been in raw

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2014, 03:28:04 AM »
Isn't he gay?
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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2014, 03:29:57 AM »
Sounds to me like that fellas an honorary getbigger

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2014, 03:36:29 AM »
If that's a recent photo of her than damn she still looks fine as hell, beyond cornable.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2014, 03:47:23 AM »
3,1,2
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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2014, 03:56:29 AM »

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2014, 05:12:36 AM »
Isn't he gay?

that what I heard, he has a home in Miami.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2014, 05:28:36 AM »
When I lived in Dteroit, she was with Fedorov (the former Red Wings superstar) who was madly in love with her. Dumped him.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2014, 05:46:48 AM »
That is the way to do it, marriage is  a bad investment you have it go thru divorce give away 50 percent pay lawyers and all that bullshit, its better to just live together and if things dont workout we just part ways.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2014, 06:00:50 AM »
corn a la mode

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2014, 06:04:22 AM »
That is the way to do it, marriage is  a bad investment you have it go thru divorce give away 50 percent pay lawyers and all that bullshit, its better to just live together and if things dont workout we just part ways.

I don't think many girls of her hotness would stick around for 12 years and keep going.

Clooney has had many relationships break because the woman wanted marriage and babies eventually, dicaprio too....it really sisn't doable long term by most, I find most girls in late 20's to 30's once you hit 6 months and prviding they like you, they bring up the subject of babies and marriage, if you say "no never" they either leave straight away, or suck it up and say no big deal....then one day 'she be gawn'
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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2014, 06:38:15 AM »
Old pic. Mole now removed.


Jimmy Fallon made fun of it and presto it was gone

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2014, 07:10:59 AM »
Im not trying to hijack the thread, just don't feel like starting a new tennis one. here is Serena Willaims' future:

Zina Garrison was built just like her when she was young.

 

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2014, 10:25:06 AM »
Maybe she doesn't want to get married, either. If she wanted to get married, she wouldn't wait twelve years. And if they have a good relationship and don't view marriage as anything special, there's no need to change anything.


Not meeting family at all is a bit weird. I say, Enrique likes peen and she's a cover-up.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2014, 10:28:48 AM »
Anna kournikova reminds me of a young denise van outen....uhhhhhhhhh :P

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2014, 11:14:48 AM »
Maybe she doesn't want to get married, either. If she wanted to get married, she wouldn't wait twelve years. And if they have a good relationship and don't view marriage as anything special, there's no need to change anything.


Not meeting family at all is a bit weird. I say, Enrique likes peen and she's a cover-up.
I agree with your assessment. Just like George Clowney this little dude craves cock but knows it won't help his career so recruits hot slut to make him appear straight. Simon Cowell and many manlets in Hollywood also use this technique to trick the masses.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2014, 11:18:42 AM »
Yes, Enrique and Anna Kournikova.

Why is he also called Anna Kournikova beside Enrique?


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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2014, 11:20:10 AM »
When she filmed Me Myself and Irene she came to hit at the club I taught at.. and when she was in Detroit she also practiced at the club I was at. Cool girl and down to earth.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2014, 11:20:57 AM »
Old pic. Mole now removed.

Jimmy Fallon made fun of it and presto it was gone

Hopefully Jimmy Fallon will make fun of Hippolito Meija in the near future as well.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2014, 11:23:49 AM »
eh... he will probably dump her for something younger soon.

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2014, 11:27:01 AM »
I agree with your assessment. Just like George Clowney this little dude craves cock but knows it won't help his career so recruits hot slut to make him appear straight. Simon Cowell and many manlets in Hollywood also use this technique to trick the masses.
Exactly what i think, altough both Iglesias and Kournikova are togheter since ages... Clooney notoriously always hired girls to play the part, full blown homosexual...

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Re: The Most Patient Girl Friend of all time
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2014, 11:41:17 AM »
I agree with your assessment. Just like George Clowney this little dude craves cock but knows it won't help his career so recruits hot slut to make him appear straight. Simon Cowell and many manlets in Hollywood also use this technique to trick the masses.

What people do for money eh? 10+ years is quite a while