Obsessed bodybuilder killed by cocktail of steroids

[Stan Diego]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/oli-cooney-death-bodybuilding-obsessive-3340653

A fitness fanatic obsessed with bodybuilding ignored warnings to stop working out and was killed by taking a cocktail of steroids and ‘bulking-up supplements’, an inquest has heard.

Aged just 20 Oli Cooney had suffered two heart attacks and three strokes due to his intense fitness routine but ignored doctors who told him his life was at risk if he did not cut back his bodybuilding and weight lifting.

[SF1900]

He said:

Just a month before his death he wrote on his own Facebook site: “Some guy in the gym saying he’s had a chest infection so he hasn’t trained for a year I’m like ha (sic) ive (sic) heart attacks, strokes, heart failure only 3 months off. like a boss.”

The irony about this is the guy with the chest infection probably hit the gym today and the guy that died did not.

[calfzilla]

Might be doing schmoe squats in heaven with Joe Weider.

[SF1900]

Might be doing schmoe squares in heaven with Joe Weider.

No, he is in hell for using steroids.

The bible clearly states in Exodus 3:15:

Thou shalt not use any performing enhancing drugs that contributes to the attainment of a body that is driven by lust, greed, and schmoes.

[MAXX]

He said:

Just a month before his death he wrote on his own Facebook site: “Some guy in the gym saying he’s had a chest infection so he hasn’t trained for a year I’m like ha (sic) ive (sic) heart attacks, strokes, heart failure only 3 months off. like a boss.”

The irony about this is the guy with the chest infection probably hit the gym today and the guy that died did not.

Darwinism at work

[polychronopolous]

He said:

Just a month before his death he wrote on his own Facebook site: “Some guy in the gym saying he’s had a chest infection so he hasn’t trained for a year I’m like ha (sic) ive (sic) heart attacks, strokes, heart failure only 3 months off. like a boss.”

The irony about this is the guy with the chest infection probably hit the gym today and the guy that died did not.

"Gym updates" on Facebook

[SF1900]

Darwinism at work

Natural selection doing its job, and doing it very well. 

[SF1900]

"Gym updates" on Facebook

Just today I banged out a few dumbbell curls with the 30 pounders and posted that shit on Facebook. Received about 11 friend requests from some major babes.

[doison]

5'2"

[anabolichalo]

i 69'd my new favorite prostitute tonight and fucked her so hard i nearly had cardiac arrest and was dripping sweat all over her

[The Ugly]

Lovely.

[anabolichalo]

i then went to drink some beers in the club and stood around the girls awkwardly

ran into some people from high school, they are still chumps riding bicycles living in the rent or even with their parents


still they are arrogant and feel "cool"

i laughed at them as they got on their bicycle to go home and also laughed at them rolling cigaretted

i said "ahahaha rolling your own cigarettes, what are you a manual worker??"

ahahaha

it got a bit awkward but i felt that i asserted my dominance over them regardless

[calfzilla]

i then went to drink some beers in the club and stood around the girls awkwardly

ran into some people from high school, they are still chumps riding bicycles living in the rent or even with their parents


still they are arrogant and feel "cool"

i laughed at them as they got on their bicycle to go home and also laughed at them rolling cigaretted

i said "ahahaha rolling your own cigarettes, what are you a manual worker??"

ahahaha

it got a bit awkward but i felt that i asserted my dominance over them regardless

Did they comment on your arms?

[Schnauzer]

[anabolichalo]

Did they comment on your arms?

they said i got huge

not said something about arms


i said you are supposed to get huge not stay small

[pedro01]

"The inquest in Bradford, West Yorks, heard how Mr Cooney from Baildon was also taking physical enhancing supplements including milk thistle at the time of his death"

It'll be the Milk Thistle....


Anyway - I am skipping my workout today - taking this as a warning not to go overboard.

[pedro01]

they said i got huge

not said something about arms


i said you are supposed to get huge not stay small

As they cycled away, they all commented "what a twat".

You really showed them.

 

[anabolichalo]

As they cycled away, they all commented "what a twat".

You really showed them.

 

i'm sure they did

but they are on a bike, without their own home, wearing bum clothes, rolling cigarettes like poor people

 

[anabolichalo]

i told them people who drive expensive cars dont actually give a fuck about cars, they just do it because they can and you can't


it didnt resonate with these delusionites

[pedro01]

i'm sure they did

but they are on a bike, without their own home, wearing bum clothes, rolling cigarettes like poor people

 

And they probably haven't fathered any illegitimate children or have a psychotic baby mamma hitting their father.

Real losers indeed.

Epic superiority - using public transport over a bicycle...

[anabolichalo]

And they probably haven't fathered any illegitimate children or have a psychotic baby mamma hitting their father.

Real losers indeed.

Epic superiority - using public transport over a bicycle...

yes these morons havent even spread their genes and probably never will

ahahahaha

dominance

[pedro01]

i told them people who drive expensive cars dont actually give a fuck about cars, they just do it because they can and you can't


it didnt resonate with these delusionites

Says the man who walks women to the bus stop after a night at a club.

Did you share any wisdom about bus drivers?

[pedro01]

yes these morons havent even spread their genes and probably never will

ahahahaha

dominance

Or perhaps they have a little more self control.

2 pumps and a squirt. Then 9 months later you have a kid you need to run away from.

Seems a high price for 5 seconds of fun.

[anabolichalo]

Says the man who walks women to the bus stop after a night at a club.

Did you share any wisdom about bus drivers?

i pretty much want to give up on clubbing and just fuck prostitutes

but on the other hand i want to fuck pussies raw, not with condoms


so pretty much i'm gonna need to find a new girl friend

[anabolichalo]

Or perhaps they have a little more self control.

2 pumps and a squirt. Then 9 months later you have a kid you need to run away from.

Seems a high price for 5 seconds of fun.

beta males aren't wired to spread their genes, it's only natural you don't get it