Author Topic: So - this can be fixed right? (Read 3730 times)

pedro01 · « **on:** April 24, 2014, 08:18:06 AM »

A bit of glue or something and it'll be fine, right?

Why is it other people's 4 year old daughters are going to ballet, saying how cute puppies are and playing the piano & mine is whacking the TV with a kid-size armchair?

Mitch · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:20:04 AM »

Don't give your daughter a shitty Hello-Kitty toy. Sorry, but you deserve the beating, bro.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:23:12 AM »

Same reason why your daughter wont be sexually assaulted later in life.... she is a bad ass! Good job dad

pedro01 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:27:53 AM »

I am still trying to coax out the "why" from her.

She's admitted to hitting it with the chair. She had a time out as punishment. Now all is well and she's admitting she did it but when pushed for why, she just smiles and tries to change the subject.

I'm guessing I'll never know but I am pretty curious.

Well - I'm sure she hit it with the chair because she couldn't reach it with her fist but that really doesn't give me closure.

As additional punishment, dad is now mostly watching Cartoon Network on the TV in the living room.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:33:30 AM »

Haha who's punishing who there hahahaha

CalvinH · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:36:04 AM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on April 24, 2014, 08:23:12 AM

Same reason why your daughter wont be sexually assaulted later in life.... she is a bad ass! Good job dad

_bruce_ · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:43:48 AM »

Better a broken TV than a broken daughter.
These displays are incredibly fragile and I've seen people destroy their beloved "entertainment boxes" via the most laughable assets - slippers, empty plastic bottles, elbows, pets, etc.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:48:38 AM »

Huge amounts of synthol will fix this.

pedro01 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2014, 09:00:58 AM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on April 24, 2014, 08:23:12 AM

Same reason why your daughter wont be sexually assaulted later in life.... she is a bad ass! Good job dad

Yeah - when I asked her what she wanted for her third Birthday, she asked for a Milwall season ticket.

Should have seen the signs then, I guess....

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2014, 09:18:56 AM »

not too much damage, not too wide of a gash. Estimated 1.35 Heaths.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2014, 09:22:53 AM »

wes · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2014, 09:23:15 AM »

Outlaw and ban all kid-size armchairs.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2014, 09:24:41 AM »

To be fair, I feel like doing the same after 5 minutes of commercial television.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2014, 09:37:43 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 24, 2014, 09:24:41 AM

To be fair, I feel like doing the same after 5 minutes of commercial television.

Exactly I bet that annoying Barney show came on and she tossed her sippy cup at the TV!

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2014, 09:51:31 AM »

A rubber, but that's a little late now...

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2014, 09:53:33 AM »

Grab a book and you'll be fine.

Mawse · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2014, 10:00:01 AM »

I know that feeling, our puppy took out my precious kuro plasma in a similar fashion when he wanted to play with the dogs on a Cesar Milan episode

The Onion · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2014, 11:40:35 AM »

You should buy her one of these. Every kid should have at least one.

no one · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2014, 11:49:31 AM »

Quote from: wes on April 24, 2014, 09:23:15 AM

Outlaw and ban all kid-size armchairs.

im loling

Ken Fresno · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2014, 11:55:13 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on April 24, 2014, 08:27:53 AM

I am still trying to coax out the "why" from her.

She's admitted to hitting it with the chair. She had a time out as punishment. Now all is well and she's admitting she did it but when pushed for why, she just smiles and tries to change the subject.

I'm guessing I'll never know but I am pretty curious.

Well - I'm sure she hit it with the chair because she couldn't reach it with her fist but that really doesn't give me closure.

As additional punishment, dad is now mostly watching Cartoon Network on the TV in the living room.

I managed to blow up the telly as a child by spilling a glass of milk down the back of it.

I remember the outcome being slightly more violent than a timeout.