Strip Clubs - your experience? Discuss

[the trainer]

I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.

[nukkaready]

I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.

The size of your wallet and how cash generous you are will ultimately determine your potential options.

I may want to add, if you bring a hot chick yourself, your chances for getting a threesome become pretty solid.

Don't go to strip clubs with guys... bring a hot chick and it's going to be fun.

[Pray_4_War]

Yes, but I declined the invitation.

[wes]

[the trainer]

Yes, but I declined the invitation.

I am assuming that she was ugly that is why you declined or you are just trolling.

[_bruce_]

Great fun!
I remember all the beer, nudity and 50 cent blasting from the speakers made me feel like a 14 year old - just awesome. 
Never fucked a stripper but if you're not a schmoe or geezer and provide some entertainment there's a hook for sure.
Many strippers are searching for escape from their coke, backroom, dace routine.

[Foozle]

I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.

Since you're a goo burping manfucker, I hope for your sake it's chippendales.  Give them enough money, and they'll let you do bobbing for scrotum while you do pullups on their erections.

You fucking suck and your posts read like they were typed by a baboon on PCP who got brained by a coconut, you nut fondling, floss your teeth with ass air ball licking pole bopper.  Fuck off.

[Fortress]

I was head doorman at a strip club for a couple of years, years ago.

Strippers, for the most part, only care about money and drugs.

If you have one or the other, or both, you're golden.

Two types of strippers:

1. Working Girls (only care about money and will leave immediately after shift to take care of child, as its only parent)

2. Party Girls (money and drugs will buy you into their good graces)

[CalvinH]

Strip clubs can be awesome

[the trainer]

I was head doorman at a strip club for a couple of years, years ago.

Strippers, for the most part, only care about money and drugs.

If you have one or the other, or both, you're golden.

Two types of strippers:

1. Working Girls (only care about money and will leave immediately after shift to take care of child, as its only parent)

2. Party Girls (money and drugs will buy you into their good graces)

So a have a pretty good shot then I dont want to spend too much money but I do have access to coke, weed and ecstasy so I will get her fucked up then pound the shit out of her.

[Pray_4_War]

I am assuming that she was ugly that is why you declined or you are just trolling.

No, she was gorgeous.  Blonde hair and the prerequisite fakies.  Her real name was Barbara which I found interesting for such a young girl.  She was nice.  I thought hard about calling her but I wised up.  This was a few years ago.  I love strippers but I don't usually go to strip clubs.  It was my friends birthday.

[Papper]

I was head doorman at a strip club for a couple of years, years ago.

Strippers, for the most part, only care about money and drugs.

If you have one or the other, or both, you're golden.

Two types of strippers:

1. Working Girls (only care about money and will leave immediately after shift to take care of child, as its only parent)

2. Party Girls (money and drugs will buy you into their good graces)

Sounds like if you are a party girl, you have two career options, either become a working girl or a crack whore

 

[Irongrip400]

I've got attention without giving money. I've never thrown dollars at the stage, but have paid for lap dances for buddies, who in turn repay the favor. 

[no one]

if a stripper likes you you'll know it.

[oldtimer1]

I got thrown out of my local stripper club for running down my credit card on a dancer's crack when I ran out of singles.

[hardgainerj]

I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.

strippers are more attracted to desi indians than juice heads

[SF1900]

Waste of time.

[240 is Back]

everyone does it once or twice.

only a loser (or wealthy person with cash to burn) is up in the strip club, blowing his $, when he's in his 30s and 40s.   If that's your bag, just get escorts already.

[Powerlift66]

Waste of time.

And waste of money...

[SuperTed]

Since you're a goo burping manfucker, I hope for your sake it's chippendales.  Give them enough money, and they'll let you do bobbing for scrotum while you do pullups on their erections.

You fucking suck and your posts read like they were typed by a baboon on PCP who got brained by a coconut, you nut fondling, floss your teeth with ass air ball licking pole bopper.  Fuck off.

LMAO!

[pedro01]

Strip Clubs\

Australia - Odd - girls talk to you like they are one of the lads, how they could drink more beer than you and could probably take you in a fist fight

UK - unhygenic - old slappers doing Sunday morning clubs and sucking off various old men at their seats in full view of all the other old men

US - attitude "Hi, what's your name", "I'm Pedro", "You wanna lap dance Pedro?", "No I'm fine thanks", "Fucking loser, why'd you talk to me if you didn't want a dance. Time waster"... okaaaay

Japan - Bizarre - acrobatic girls, various sexy outfits, amazing shows and 200 Japanese guys sitting their quietly clapping every 2 minutes as if they were at a fucking magic show.

Philippines - pick on the white guy - Rommel "Pedro, I'm just going outside to call my wife, just sit here, don't do anything". Pedro "OK, Rommel, you're the boss"... 10 mins later... Rommel "Pedro for fucks sake where is your shirt.... and why is that girl sticking your glasses in her snatch?".

Thailand         

[_aj_]

Since you're a goo burping manfucker, I hope for your sake it's chippendales.  Give them enough money, and they'll let you do bobbing for scrotum while you do pullups on their erections.

You fucking suck and your posts read like they were typed by a baboon on PCP who got brained by a coconut, you nut fondling, floss your teeth with ass air ball licking pole bopper.  Fuck off.

Foozle embodies all that is good and just about GetBig.

[pedro01]

Since you're a goo burping manfucker, I hope for your sake it's chippendales.  Give them enough money, and they'll let you do bobbing for scrotum while you do pullups on their erections.

You fucking suck and your posts read like they were typed by a baboon on PCP who got brained by a coconut, you nut fondling, floss your teeth with ass air ball licking pole bopper.  Fuck off.

First I read this & lol'd...

I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.

Then I re-read the OP and I am feeling somewhat violated.

Isn't there a gay version of Penthouse letters you can read for fucks sake?

[residue]

paying for blueballs, better off buying porn and jerking off at home.

[oldtimer1]

I can't believe how many guys get suckered into thinking these girls are interested in them. They are very skilled at using their looks to separate guys from their money. I have heard of so many suckers dating strippers who after weeks/months come to the realization that they are nothing but ATM machines.  Then when they break up the girl moves to the next dope.