Strip Clubs - your experience? Discuss

[YngiweRhoads]

I can't believe how many guys get suckered into thinking these girls are interested in them. They are very skilled at using their looks to separate guys from their money. I have heard of so many suckers dating strippers who after weeks/months come to the realization that they are nothing but ATM machines.  Then when they break up the girl moves to the next dope.

Nah. I've fucked many of them and dated one for 2 1/2 years. Traveled around the country for over a year with my ex.

[CalvinH]

if a stripper likes you you'll know it.

This

[Pray_4_War]

I can't believe how many guys get suckered into thinking these girls are interested in them. They are very skilled at using their looks to separate guys from their money. I have heard of so many suckers dating strippers who after weeks/months come to the realization that they are nothing but ATM machines.  Then when they break up the girl moves to the next dope.

You are right, however, you also have to realize that a lot of these broads are lonely, emotionally damaged and not always super intelligent.  You have to watch out for the sharks but if you know what not to do, then you can date/fuck the other ones without being their benefactor.  These girls do have sex and have boyfriends. They aren't Nuns.  You just have to watch your ass and know the difference between the pros and the amateurs.  Come to my seminar.

[the trainer]

This doctor is a true getbigger he blew $135,000 in 4 visits to the strip club and now he does not want to pay the bill.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/22/strip-club-lawsuit-scores-bill/

[_bruce_]

 

[nicorulez]

What a schmoe. For 135K he probably could have had a cadre of the finest callgirls NY has to offer and had enough left over to buy a convertible MB SL550...idiot 

[Roger Bacon]

[no one]

This

yes, you myself and xfactor all do rather well at these types of establishments.

i dont know how to feel about that actually

[CalvinH]

yes, you myself and xfactor all do rather well at these types of establishments.

i dont know how to feel about that actually

Good, bad, or sad. not sure which....I do better at strip clubs then a regular bar

[A Righteous Sort]

I can't believe how many guys get suckered into thinking these girls are interested in them. They are very skilled at using their looks to separate guys from their money. I have heard of so many suckers dating strippers who after weeks/months come to the realization that they are nothing but ATM machines.  Then when they break up the girl moves to the next dope.

This.

Only went once and it confirmed everything I suspected.

[oldtimer1]

Another common rip off at stripper places is the credit card. Never ever use a credit card at a stripper place. Never carry a tab and pay with cash as you drink. I can't count how many guys have thought they spend 75 bucks find the place charged them hundreds weeks later on their card. Places in NYC were notorious for putting thousands on a card. Many of these guys are married and don't want to contest the charges. The places always claim the sucker bought rounds for the whole bar and wanted many 3K bottles of champagne. If management is doing this you could only imagine what the stripper could do in ripping you off pretending to be interested in you.

[no one]

Good, bad, or sad. not sure which....I do better at strip clubs then a regular bar

im in the mood for stories today.

im driving w a gf of mine from ontario to arizona who got a job nursing down in yuma. she wanted to take her car, asked me if i'd road trip with her and said sure.

(no i didnt bang her- just a good female friend)

anyway, we'd stop for the night wherever and shed go right to bed after supper. its like 9pm and i aint going to bed im on a road trip, right? lol

so we get to tucson, and i want to go out. i call a cab and tell the driver take me to the busiest bar close by. it was like a tuesday so that was a fail, so i said take me to the nearest strip club.

i walk in sit down order a corona. table at the back. just minding my own, wanting a beer. as you know, company always comes easy in a strip club so i wasnt concerned with being alone for long. about fuck i wasnt even done my first beer this beautiful korean girl comes up, and says mind if i sit down? im like sure hun go ahead. we small talk, she buys us a round. never once asks me for a dance. we sat there smashing beers and shooting the shit for a couple hours. very cool broad. gives me a drive to the hotel im staying at after.

(no i didnt bang her)

gives me her number, says if im going to be around long to look her up. she knows im heading out tomorrow but regardless. my gf and i leave for yuma the next day. i drop her off and head to phoenix. as chance would have it my flight doesnt leave till the next evening. im like fuck how am i going to kill this time? so i call up the girl. why not.

shes like hello? im like hey hun its rob. shes like omg! how are you i didnt think you'd call! told her im overnighting and if she wants to come to phoenix ill buy her dinner. shes like done. drives 100miles to meet me, on her boyfriends birthday.

(then i banged her.)

[Pray_4_War]

im in the mood for stories today.

im driving w a gf of mine from ontario to arizona who got a job nursing down in yuma. she wanted to take her car, asked me if i'd road trip with her and said sure.

(no i didnt bang her- just a good female friend)

anyway, we'd stop for the night wherever and shed go right to bed after supper. its like 9pm and i aint going to bed im on a road trip, right? lol

so we get to tucson, and i want to go out. i call a cab and tell the driver take me to the busiest bar close by. it was like a tuesday so that was a fail, so i said take me to the nearest strip club.

i walk in sit down order a corona. table at the back. just minding my own, wanting a beer. as you know, company always comes easy in a strip club so i wasnt concerned with being alone for long. about fuck i wasnt even done my first beer this beautiful korean girl comes up, and says mind if i sit down? im like sure hun go ahead. we small talk, she buys us a round. never once asks me for a dance. we sat there smashing beers and shooting the shit for a couple hours. very cool broad. gives me a drive to the hotel im staying at after.

(no i didnt bang her)

gives me her number, says if im going to be around long to look her up. she knows im heading out tomorrow but regardless. my gf and i leave for yuma the next day. i drop her off and head to phoenix. as chance would have it my flight doesnt leave till the next evening. im like fuck how am i going to kill this time? so i call up the girl. why not.

shes like hello? im like hey hun its rob. shes like omg! how are you i didnt think you'd call! told her im overnighting and if she wants to come to phoenix ill buy her dinner. shes like done. drives 100miles to meet me, on her boyfriends birthday.

(then i banged her.)

Tales of an Alpha. 

I'm going to believe that this really happened.  She's Korean, it could happen. 

[no one]

lol it happened bro I'm not that talented a story teller to make something like that up.

funny how the best stories sometimes arise out of random circumstance. I told a buddy of mine once the legacy of a life lived well is not sitting in an old age home thinking fuck I wish I had done this, or that but being able to turn to the guy sitting next to you and say 'you wanna to hear a great story?'

[CalvinH]

im in the mood for stories today.

Myrtle beach strip clubs in the summer are empty...all family's on vaca and not golfers like spring and fall...places are empty..girls will ask you out so they don't have to sit in an empty club all night.

Awhile back me and a friend walked into a strip club..a very hot Colombian chick sits and starts talking to me. a couple of tequila shots and some conversation and I went and got a few dances. before we left I told her I'd be back in a couple of weeks. we walked out and I told my boy "You watch I'll end up with that girl". he was like "Yeah right " I went back and she came right up and said she was surprised I came back. we went out on a date and went back to her place. I didn't even touch her {lol, I was wasted and passed out } next time we went out she was like "You are so sweet, even though I'm a stripper you didn't  try to hook to hook up on the first date"

[Roger Bacon]

Myrtle beach strip clubs in the summer are empty...all family's on vaca and not golfers like spring and fall...places are empty..girls will ask you out so they don't have to sit in an empty club all night.

Awhile back me and a friend walked into a strip club..a very hot Colombian chick sits and starts talking to me. a couple of tequila shots and some conversation and I went and got a few dances. before we left I told her I'd be back in a couple of weeks. we walked out and I told my boy "You watch I'll end up with that girl". he was like "Yeah right " I went back and she came right up and said she was surprised I came back. we went out on a date and went back to her place. I didn't even touch her {lol, I was wasted and passed out } next time we went out she was like "You are so sweet, even though I'm a stripper you didn't  try to hook to hook up on the first date"

You're a good man

[no one]

Myrtle beach strip clubs in the summer are empty...all family's on vaca and not golfers like spring and fall...places are empty..girls will ask you out so they don't have to sit in an empty club all night.

Awhile back me and a friend walked into a strip club..a very hot Colombian chick sits and starts talking to me. a couple of tequila shots and some conversation and I went and got a few dances. before we left I told her I'd be back in a couple of weeks. we walked out and I told my boy "You watch I'll end up with that girl". he was like "Yeah right " I went back and she came right up and said she was surprised I came back. we went out on a date and went back to her place. I didn't even touch her {lol, I was wasted and passed out } next time we went out she was like "You are so sweet, even though I'm a stripper you didn't  try to hook to hook up on the first date"

1) what roger said

2) I'm going to myrtle beach.

[eldoradospandex]

There is no point to go to a strip club unless you are going to get a blowjob at least or take bitch home.

You get private or VIP room, tip bouncer nicely to keep things private (they know the score) and bingo.

But it's stupid and bad economics because the money you spent doing that shit you might as well spend on an Escort.

The only fringe benefit is the seduction factor of choosing which one you want and tempting her to fuck you.

Makes it little bit more interesting than just picking from a website.

[CalvinH]

1) what roger said

2) I'm going to myrtle beach.

Lol



....I have more stories and I bet you do too

[Griffith]

Waste of time.

But that being said, the only time did I did go I got to touch her and suck her tits, so not too bad. And her pussy and ass was right in my face for much of it.

When I took my hands off her, she grabbed them and put them back on her thighs.

Then afterwards she made me kiss her on her cheek.

I know she's a professional player, but it was fun.

[the trainer]

When I go to the stripclub i will say to the stripper do you have kids ok next, do you like drugs ok next, so you love drugs and you have no kids perfect we go back to my place i have coke we are going to party.

[no one]

When I go to the stripclub i will say to the stripper do you have kids ok next, do you like drugs ok next, so you love drugs and you have no kids perfect we go back to my place i have coke we are going to party.

lol!

[wes]

I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.

In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then.   

I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories!  

[eldoradospandex]

I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.

In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then.   

I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories!  

shit now u tell me this???

hook a brutha up bro.

fucks is wrong with u man.

sharing is caring

[wes]

shit now u tell me this???

hook a brutha up bro.

fucks is wrong with u man.

sharing is caring

I`m older,saner ( sort of),and happily married to a normal woman.

My strip club days are long over.

I did have some serious fun though.