Strip Clubs - your experience? Discuss

[the trainer]

I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.

In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then.   

I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories!  

awesome wes looks like you where a wild man back in the day.

[wes]

awesome wes looks like you where a wild man back in the day.

I was officially a fucking nut bro! 

I posted a few stories on here before,when I get a chance,I`ll copy and paste them here.

I tell one about how I got laid by all the new chicks that used to come every week from Boston and NYC.

Other guys would spend a ton of cash all night and get nowhere,I`d be drunk and broke,but i`d get laid and the chicks would give me cash! 

[wes]

Here`s the club I worked at....lots of crazy shit went down there and still does.

[tu_holmes]

The size of your wallet and how cash generous you are will ultimately determine your potential options.

I may want to add, if you bring a hot chick yourself, your chances for getting a threesome become pretty solid.

Don't go to strip clubs with guys... bring a hot chick and it's going to be fun.

I will back you up on the bringing a hot chick thing.

I took my girl to the Sapphire in Vegas last time I went and no less than 3 strippers were asking us about a 3some periodically throughout the night.

[residue]

When I go to the stripclub i will say to the stripper do you have kids ok next, do you like drugs ok next, so you love drugs and you have no kids perfect we go back to my place i have coke we are going to party.

where do you find one that speak English, in nyc(not counting the high balers one like scores) the strip clubs are either cellulite big ass Spanish girls or eastern European girls that are covered in bruises to the point that you wonder if they were "taken"

[Roger Bacon]

In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then.   

Classic getbigger!!! 

[CalvinH]

where do you find one that speak English, in nyc(not counting the high balers one like scores) the strip clubs are either cellulite big ass Spanish girls or eastern European girls that are covered in bruises to the point that you wonder if they were "taken"

Manhattan strip clubs suck for meeting strippers....the dancers pay a heavy house and dj fee......they are looking for sugar daddies and high rollers.

[Alpine]

I was head doorman at a strip club for a couple of years, years ago.

Strippers, for the most part, only care about money and drugs.

If you have one or the other, or both, you're golden.

Two types of strippers:

1. Working Girls (only care about money and will leave immediately after shift to take care of child, as its only parent)

2. Party Girls (money and drugs will buy you into their good graces)

Very accurate. After getting shitcanned at a local bar, I was talked into going to a strip club Thursday night and got a VIP "bed dance." It's basically a fully nude dancer grinding on top of you on a bed doing simulated sex and shit. You can grab their ass and whatever. I had this same chick do it twice. I was blasted and we started making out. She got my number and text me after close. She was at home with her three kids and her roomate (also a single mom). It was unfucking believable that 3 kids came out of that tiny, hard little body. Ass is amazing, no fat on her. Perky little tits, 24. God I love girls with tattoos. What is wrong with me? Anyway, I tried to talk dirty with her on the phone and shit and she was like "I know I'm a stripper but I'm not a total slut" yadda yadda. I ended up telling her I dont go to strip clubs much and probably wont be back for a while be we should do drinks/dinner sometime. The moment she knows she is not "building a regular," as they call it, she will stop texting. These girls are way too damaged and scarred up to let some fucking scumbag customer in (emotionally speaking). They count on losers who get attached to come in every weekend and blow their money on the same girl over and over (i.e. "regulars" aka suckers). Another interesting note, this blonde mudshark was sitting next to me talking to me all night UNTIL I got the private dance from this other chick that was all tatted up like a god damn voodoo doll. Once I did that, she moved on to someone else. Classic.

[CalvinH]

I will back you up on the bringing a hot chick thing.

I took my girl to the Sapphire in Vegas last time I went and no less than 3 strippers were asking us about a 3some periodically throughout the night.

Gotta love strippers etiquette....if you take a girl to a strip club the strippers will come up to her and talk before they approach you

[Mr Anabolic]

Total waste of money.

[Alpine]

Total waste of money.

For broke, unattractive guys with poor people skills, its the only way to get attention from attractive women. You have to remember some of these guys that go, its the only female contact they get. It can be pretty exciting and addictive to these guys. And the women are VERY good at milking them and playing off their insecurities and neediness. These "weeknight" regulars usually fit this mold exactly. I saw nothing but middle aged, fat dudes when I was there. And the girl who was ramming her tongue in my mouth said they were all regulars. Another thing I noticed going back to one of these shitholes as an older man (30) is that the older guys do get more attention because they are typically the ones that spend more. The drunk college kids are cheap.

It seems pointless and frustrating to Alphas (such as Mr. Anabolic and myself) who can go to a bar and slam just about any hot slut we put work in on for the cost of a few rounds of shots.

In fact, Mr. Anabolic doesnt even have to use verbal communication. He just walks into an establishment, buys a beer, gazes around a bit and then walks out. 9 out of 10 times a hot, nubile young sloot follows him out to his Firebird in the parking lot.

[Mr Anabolic]

For broke, unattractive guys with poor people skills, its the only way to get attention from attractive women. You have to remember some of these guys that go, its the only female contact they get. It can be pretty exciting and addictive to these guys. And the women are VERY good at milking them and playing off their insecurities and neediness. These "weeknight" regulars usually fit this mold exactly. I saw nothing but middle aged, fat dudes when I was there. And the girl who was ramming her tongue in my mouth said they were all regulars. Another thing I noticed going back to one of these shitholes as an older man (30) is that the older guys do get more attention because they are typically the ones that spend more. The drunk college kids are cheap.

It seems pointless and frustrating to Alphas (such as Mr. Anabolic and myself) who can go to a bar and slam just about any hot slut we put work in on for the cost of a few rounds of shots.

In fact, Mr. Anabolic doesnt even have to use verbal communication. He just walks into an establishment, buys a beer, gazes around a bit and then walks out. 9 out of 10 times a hot, nubile young sloot follows him out to his Firebird in the parking lot.

I don't drink alcohol and I drive a Honda Accord, but everything else is correct.

You're a very powerful and attractive man yourself.

[Alpine]

I don't drink alcohol and I drive a Honda Accord, but everything else is correct.

You're a very powerful and attractive man yourself.

God I love to drown my brain in booze about once a week when I go out. How do you go without it? It's easily my favorite pollutant. I can't have fun and maintain the mindless conversations and shit with these idiot college girls at the bars unless my brain is literally pickled. In fact, everything is more fun when my brain is pickled. It quiets the inner voice of reason and self-doubt. When I buy rounds, I make everyone toast "Night night, Brain."   

[pedro01]

Very accurate. After getting shitcanned at a local bar, I was talked into going to a strip club Thursday night and got a VIP "bed dance." It's basically a fully nude dancer grinding on top of you on a bed doing simulated sex and shit. You can grab their ass and whatever. I had this same chick do it twice. I was blasted and we started making out. She got my number and text me after close. She was at home with her three kids and her roomate (also a single mom). It was unfucking believable that 3 kids came out of that tiny, hard little body. Ass is amazing, no fat on her. Perky little tits, 24. God I love girls with tattoos. What is wrong with me? Anyway, I tried to talk dirty with her on the phone and shit and she was like "I know I'm a stripper but I'm not a total slut" yadda yadda. I ended up telling her I dont go to strip clubs much and probably wont be back for a while be we should do drinks/dinner sometime. The moment she knows she is not "building a regular," as they call it, she will stop texting. These girls are way too damaged and scarred up to let some fucking scumbag customer in (emotionally speaking). They count on losers who get attached to come in every weekend and blow their money on the same girl over and over (i.e. "regulars" aka suckers). Another interesting note, this blonde mudshark was sitting next to me talking to me all night UNTIL I got the private dance from this other chick that was all tatted up like a god damn voodoo doll. Once I did that, she moved on to someone else. Classic.

Have to respect any mom that's raising twins. Twice the work.

[Alpine]

Have to respect any mom that's raising twins. Twice the work.

That's blatantly fucking racist. I cant approve of that.

[anabolichalo]

I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.

In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then.   

I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories!  

what the fuck

what was your position there

[Alpine]

what the fuck

what was your position there

Bouncer/coke head of course. That's when he was actually working and not leaning up against the bar trying to hit on the newest stripper hired at that given time. I wont deny that lifestyle would be fun for a few months. But coming out the other end of that with 6 strains of herpes, a drug habit and no savings would not be so sweet. It's good to see he's focused his energy elsewhere (i.e. upping his dose and posting on getbig 5 hours a day).

[cephissus]

God I love to drown my brain in booze about once a week when I go out. How do you go without it? It's easily my favorite pollutant. I can't have fun and maintain the mindless conversations and shit with these idiot college girls at the bars unless my brain is literally pickled. In fact, everything is more fun when my brain is pickled. It quiets the inner voice of reason and self-doubt. When I buy rounds, I make everyone toast "Night night, Brain."  

haha yes, this is basically the only choice for some people, including myself and our own anabolic halo as well

[rooseveltdunn]

Have to respect any mom that's raising twins. Twice the work.

I am black and I find this racist but I gotta admit, well played.

[pedro01]

I am black and I find this racist but I gotta admit, well played.

I am sure a white liberal will be along soon to take offence on your behalf.

[dr.chimps]

I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.

In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then.   

I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories!  

'Now on the center stage, let's give it up for Galaxy and her man, Wes.'    *Crazy Bitch starts playing as the the happy couple exchange rings*              

[anabolichalo]

stripper is basically a prostitute right?

damn wes

must have been a mental case

[wes]

Bouncer/coke head of course. That's when he was actually working and not leaning up against the bar trying to hit on the newest stripper hired at that given time. I wont deny that lifestyle would be fun for a few months. But coming out the other end of that with 6 strains of herpes, a drug habit and no savings would not be so sweet. It's good to see he's focused his energy elsewhere (i.e. upping his dose and posting on getbig 5 hours a day).

You`re quite the fag there Chauncey......the gay community salutes you for sucking random cock at the drop of a pair of pants ! 

Started as a barback,then doorman,then bartender.

[wes]

stripper is basically a prostitute right?

damn wes

must have been a mental case

Hence,why I said she was my FIRST wife. 

[anabolichalo]

Hence,why I said she was my FIRST wife. 

well

basically baby mama was also some sort of prostitute