The kid is just trying his best to be liked. There's a method to his madness. And now, I shall translate:
"Please get me out of this litter box of a country! Please! I am so tired of being a Chai Boy to these "noble Afghan freedom fighters". Please!! Won't someone adopt me? Someone who won't bugger me right after humping a goat in front of an Apache mounted FLIR? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeze!"
Disgusting country and all due to its "culture".
