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[pedro01]

true story 

Isn't the whole point that if he is telling the truth, that makes him an even bigger douche?

[Icelord]

You are a bell end of the highest order.

I have a better understanding of your character now once I read your broken TV post.

I have you down as one of these 9-5 ers, goody two shoes type wankers I despise.

Never taken risk in his life that why never got anywhere.

Poxy orthodoxy types.

Fook off and go play good daddy, fucking loser.

People like you actually fucking make me physically vomit with their apathy and lack of ambition.

Now please retort with your faggotry.

RIP "nice" junior
that lasted a day

[Simple Simon]

RIP "nice" junior
that lasted a day

he's fucking hopeless at trolling, how the fuck he ever wins a game of cards I will never know.

[Simple Simon]

Is it true the movie only lasts 2 and a half minutes?

Yes, they have sex twice.

[Icelord]

Yes, they have sex twice.

And a game of Texas Hold 'em too

[Simple Simon]

Seriously I have a lot of banter shit talk with a lot of people which is all well and good and I know 90% of the time people just spewing shit for the hell of it.

This fucking prick actually genuinely annoys me the most and I actually fucking despise him because I know he means what he says in the sense that he tries to actually present his arguments as credible and logical.

This is what annoys me.

I'd rather take 100 simple simons a day over a wanker like Pedro, queer as folk name.

This pricks total fucking apathy and lack of ambition sickens me.

This retard feels he has some moral compass/character above anyone else and uses it as an excuse to be the loser that he is.

This is the simple truth of it. I see people like him all the time. Never take risk, work same fucking job for 20 years and never get anymore.

Pathetic.

Im surprised you can spell "moral compass"

What a nerd.

[Icelord]

I win by fucking with their heads like I do with yours, I make the moves, you always chasing me one step behind.

I am always the aggressor, the guy that keeps betting, keeps raising every hand, always bluffing you every opportunity I get, your are the one always guessing, do I have it or don't I.

Like this, this is perfect example of outplaying someone in poker.

And what happens when your bluff fails and you lose the hand? You act like every round you play, you win. Sorry man. Even the top players like Phil Hellmuth and Chris Ferguson have lost games, and a ton of money.

[Simple Simon]

I win by fucking with their heads like I do with yours, I make the moves, you always chasing me one step behind.

I am always the aggressor, the guy that keeps betting, keeps raising every hand, always bluffing you every opportunity I get, your are the one always guessing, do I have it or don't I?

Like this, this is perfect example of outplaying someone in poker.

Now why am I surprised you like that sort of behaviour what a total arrogant ignorant fucking asshole.

[HonestBob]

I win by fucking with their heads like I do with yours, I make the moves, you always chasing me one step behind.

I am always the aggressor, the guy that keeps betting, keeps raising every hand, always bluffing you every opportunity I get, your are the one always guessing, do I have it or don't I?

Like this, this is perfect example of outplaying someone in poker.

UJ, you're a world class attention whore and on that level you are owning minds everywhere.

Have you considered directing your talents in a different way?  I can believe that you have been a real life professional poker player because you're chasing the buzz even on a pseudo bodybuilding forum.  Why not start a thread educating us all in how to play poker and the life lessons it has taught you?  I think that might be interesting and a better use of your talents.

[Icelord]

Why not start a thread educating us all in how to play poker and the life lessons it has taught you?  I think that might be interesting and a better use of your talents.

Because that requires effort, planning, enthusiasm for things besides sitting on your ass and talking to strangers about your fantasy life.

Believe it or not, even talented people work hard until their passion pays off. He has no time for that. No one who gets given money ever does. And if they run out of it, it's too late to start because they don't have the life skills in the first place.

[Simple Simon]

This behavior of a winner.

Are you pissed again?
Your English is failing.

[booty]

i know you dont

im just saying he has proved some stuff 

Like what?

[Icelord]

Ah no, now you want to give me fucking poker lessons, seriously on this one you gonna be way out of your depth.

No offense  

Ok to answer your question poker is not about "one hand" its not about "one session" every one wins and everyone loses, this is reality of the game.

The winners who have been on top year in year out (like myself) know if they do "the right things" they will come out ahead and in profit at the end of the year.

It's not about short term variance.

Poker can be 100% luck in the short term but in the long term its 100% a skill game, no question about that fact.

I have played with Phil and Jesus, Phil is great tournament player but without doubt one of the shitiest cash game players of all time.

Jesus is just a big nit.

Phil is shitty? With 17 million in career wins? LOL. Even your family doesn't have that, mate.

Jesus is one of the best players ever. He got a fucking PHD in game theory with a computer science undergrad. The only reason he fell off is because of the Full Tilt scandal.

And you're right, I'm not a pro. I only play online amateur games. I never said it was winning per hand. The only thing that matters is who leaves with the bloody pot. But lose enough hands, and guess what happens?
(you don't win)

[Simple Simon]

Like what?

[HonestBob]

That would be an interesting thread for sure, I will consider it. I have been on many poker forums over the years, I was actually a Full Tilt sponsored pro. I haven't had a losing year in 10 years, my results speak for themselves and probably one of the biggest cash game winners in UK.

I am also a world class salesman, (poker and sales go hand in hand).

Everything I ever learned in life came from poker, poker is what made me a great salesman and sales is what made me a business owner.

Anyway I go off on a tangent.

I have many talents and I am a winner in life.

My time is now essentially spent amusing myself in whatever way I want to amuse myself with.

I could retire tomorrow and not give two fucks. Money has fuck all to do with it.

Truth is I work cos I enjoy the buzz of the deal.

I play poker cos I love it, its like a passion, would still play for pennys if I went broke tomorrow.

If I went broke tomorrow it wouldn't matter, I have the ability to make it all back.

Bodybuilding is next phase of my ambitions, its just something I always loved and did.

I don't think about ordinary things.

I think about extraordinary things.

Simple as that.

Whatever you are / have been you are also:

1) mad as a box of frogs
2) bored a lot of the time
3) talented in an utterly perverse kind of way

Start the thread.  Give us your wisdom.  I have a sneaky feeling you will enjoy it.

[booty]

well hello cheeky face, you have been a naughty little girl haven't you while I was playing with my other girlies.

BigMc don't say shit to booty she is BS spy.

Thanks.

don't tell bigmc what to do. How can I be a spy to someone who disappeared?

[Icelord]

Have you actually ever played with Phil? Uhh No
Have you actually played with Jesus? Uhh No

Have I? Uhh yeah multiple times.

Read my fucking post.

I said Phil is a great tournament player (one of the best NL tournament players of all time) but he is one of the biggest losers in the game in cash games ever. Everyone knows this in the poker world.

Jesus is a cheating scum bag that used super user ghost account to make his money on full tilt so shut the fuck up.

He is a shit cash game player and total nit.

Only fucking game he really good at is blackjack. Cheated millions in it.

I'll bet anything you lost money with Full Tilt poker. Hahahahaha.

And no, I don't believe you played with either. You've been scamming us for 3 months, why should I.

[Simple Simon]

I'll bet anything you lost money with Full Tilt poker. Hahahahaha.

And no, I don't believe you played with either. You've been scamming us for 3 months, why should I.

Its strange that he has been playing in all these tournaments and winning all this money with all these high profile players yet there isn't a single photograph of him playing poker at a table on the internet.

[Icelord]

Fine I talk to Phil and I do video with him and post here next month when I am in Vegas and get him to tell you how many times I played with him.

How about that??

You wanna play me HU I play you any stake you want, name time and site.

Deal. And make sure you have him say your name and when you played together. Not just standing next to him shaking hands, as anyone can do that.

I can play you. I don't think I'll win, but it could be a laugh.

[booty]

Fine I talk to Phil and I do video with him and post here next month when I am in Vegas and get him to tell you how many times I played with him.

How about that??

You wanna play me HU I play you any stake you want, name time and site.

and next month will come and you will be having another drama in your life and totally stall this empty promise and just hope that you can make everyone forget about it.

[Icelord]

and next month will come and you will be having another drama in your life and totally stall this empty promise and just hope that you can make everyone forget about it.

Here's hoping that drama involves your nude photos somehow finding their way on his phone. I must admit, I'd love to see those.

[pedro01]

You are a bell end of the highest order.

I have a better understanding of your character now once I read your broken TV post.

I have you down as one of these 9-5 ers, goody two shoes type wankers I despise.

Never taken risk in his life that why never got anywhere.

Poxy orthodoxy types.

Fook off and go play good daddy, fucking loser.

People like you actually fucking make me physically vomit with their apathy and lack of ambition.

Now please retort with your faggotry.

So let's get this right...

Me: Business owner, day trader & running an outfit for an MNC that takes me 4-8 hours a week
You: Living off mommy & daddy

Me: Lived in UK, Knoxville TN, Netherlands, Denmark, Japan and now Thailand (16 years)
You: Live in your moms attic

Me: Married with a beautiful wife & 2 kids
You: Have to pay to get close to unattractive prostitutes, you also have an internet girlfriend who is currently fleecing you.

Me: eight inch cock
You: eight inch nose

Me: experimented with drugs in my 20's
You: Still on them in your 30's

Me: Nothing to prove to anyone
You: Desperately seeking validation of your shallow existence

Me: Support my mother & father financially
You: Supported BY your mother & father financially

Yup - real win to you that one.

So what are these risks you take Joon? Taking coke in your moms bedroom with an ugly hooker with a flat ass? Jabbing steroids then 3 days later running around with phantom roid rage?

You don't take risks Joon, you have mommy and daddy to fall back on. You don't even have to pay for your own accomodation. You have zero responsibilities and hence your risks are zero.

This sure is big of you Mr Risk. Certainly a lot more risky than turning up in a foreign country you've never set foot in before, setting yourself and setting an MNC up in business completely from scratch.

You want to make out you are "living the life" - but you are just a lonely insecure man living in your moms attic.

[pedro01]

Seriously I have a lot of banter shit talk with a lot of people which is all well and good and I know 90% of the time people just spewing shit for the hell of it.

This fucking prick actually genuinely annoys me the most and I actually fucking despise him because I know he means what he says in the sense that he tries to actually present his arguments as credible and logical.

This is what annoys me.

I'd rather take 100 simple simons a day over a wanker like Pedro, queer as folk name.

This pricks total fucking apathy and lack of ambition sickens me.

This retard feels he has some moral compass/character above anyone else and uses it as an excuse to be the loser that he is.

This is the simple truth of it. I see people like him all the time. Never take risk, work same fucking job for 20 years and never get anywhere

Pathetic.

The

Truth

Bites

[Palpatine Q]

I'll bet anything you lost money with Full Tilt poker. Hahahahaha.

And no, I don't believe you played with either. You've been scamming us for 3 months, why should I.

There you go again... thinking anyone gives a flying fuck what you think.

[Conker]

Fine I talk to Phil and I do video with him and post here next month when I am in Vegas and get him to tell you how many times I played with him.

How about that??

You wanna play me HU I play you any stake you want, name time and site.

how is ram doing these days?
whatever came of the golf escapade between him and ivey from a few years back...did you hear about that?