Best way to "transition" from high carb diet into ketogenic diet!

[Roger Bacon]

apparently it requires
heavy drinking
patronizing pancake-assed prostitutes
smoking
steroids
gambling on the internet 18 hours a day
and trolling women across the ocean the other 6

rofl

That will get me into ketosis in no time!!

[wes]

rofl

That will get me into ketosis in no time!!

You must also possess a big fucking giagantical fucking Jaigoonda type  nose of peace.

[Simple Simon]

This thread has had more subject changes than any I've seen in recent memory.

[_aj_]

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[Simple Simon]

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/ranking/170

Hey big nose, you claim to have competed in WSOP , how many top ten finishes have you had?
Surely its one at least you being the superstar and all.

It will just save me some time finding your picture.

thanks in advance.

[Icelord]

Yates will always be better than Ronnie. Before and after retirement.

One is going about his business running a gym, offering guru advice online, doing seminars, and going to tropical resorts with big-breasted women half his age.

The other is wasting away in a warehouse trying to sell powders via twitter and his badly-written website while not paying child support to 10 kids and watching his arms turn into twigs because his system is so saturated it basically shut down.

[bigmc]

Says the guy who's making phone calls verifying id's 

me and junior talk off the board its called real life

you should try it 

[bigmc]

apparently it requires

patronizing pancake-assed prostitutes

fixed

[Simple Simon]

Yates will always be better than Ronnie. Before and after retirement.

One is going about his business running a gym, offering guru advice online, doing seminars, and going to tropical resorts with big-breasted women half his age.

The other is wasting away in a warehouse trying to sell powders via twitter and his badly-written website while not paying child support to 10 kids and watching his arms turn into twigs because his system is so saturated it basically shut down.

and ones currently trolling holocaust websites (Im sure its just a phase)

[Icelord]

and ones currently trolling holocaust websites (Im sure its just a phase)

Oh, I forgot about that. Wonder what got into him. Probably boredom.

[bigmc]

and ones currently trolling holocaust websites (Im sure its just a phase)

yates has gone very weird

hes in to psych drugs etc

look up the interview he did on London calling on you tube

[Palpatine Q]

me and junior talk off the board its called real life

you should try it 

Yeah I regularly take weeks off from the internet...you should try it  

[Simple Simon]

I will give you a little hint cos you could be there all day and not get anywhere.

Interpret this however you want:

"Focus particularly on the letters J & K and remember size does matter"

You could just say if you placed in the top ten of WSOP , surely you should have multiple placings.

[bigmc]

Yeah I regularly take weeks off from the internet...you should try it  

what and go outside fuck that

[Icelord]

And lets not forget the stimulants needed to get through it all! 

Do you have any idea what you're doing to yourself? You're wrecking your health. You don't sleep, you probably eat greasy junk because you can't be arsed to cook, you do drink a fair bit, you smoke, we've never seen you exercise, and you push your nerves to the limit with this elaborate online personality that constantly requires raising the bar of what you're going to do
it's fucked up.

[Simple Simon]

Do you have any idea what you're doing to yourself? You're wrecking your health. You don't sleep, you probably eat greasy junk because you can't be arsed to cook, you do drink a fair bit, you smoke, we've never seen you exercise, and you push your nerves to the limit with this elaborate online personality that constantly requires raising the bar of what you're going to do
it's fucked up.

ssshhh...leave him..let him carry on.

[Icelord]

ssshhh...leave him..let him carry on.

[wes]

what and go outside fuck that

[Simple Simon]

Or you could have just picked up the phone and rang me and tried to get solid info out me with your exceptional interrogation skills.  

Let me fill you in on a little secret you might not be aware of, give you some more clues.

Hendon mob was sold few months back and exchanged hands.

The hendonmob was originally set up by Joe Beavers, Ram Vaswani, Ross & Barny Boatman.

I used to play at Joe's house (don't ask me for his address..lol) and by the way Joe like's to iron his socks, ask him...lol

We all started playing way back in the day in two clubs which our now obsolete namely Sargent Cecil's in Luton and Stakis in London.

So you can appreciate how "tight" I am with the mob.

Carry on looking through the pictures and trying to match my face with the listing. Focus on J and K.

Let me know when you get bored.

Yep, you know everyone, they should be aware of your slanderous remarks about players you made in the other thread by now.

All this fame and not one photo of you sat at a table anywhere

Amazing.

[Simple Simon]

anyway, once you are banned it will be ok for me to out you on here as you are not a member.

Only members personal info is off limits.   

[Icelord]

"You don't sleep- very true.
You probably eat greasy junk food- yeah sometimes, not all the time, been bulking, I actually starve myself and do keto most the time.
You do drink a fair bit- No not really only recently since being on test, makes me horny and want to party.
You smoke-Yes
We have never seen you exercise- I probably spend more time training that most people on this board, total exercise addict, I completely overtrain.
You push your nerves to the limit with this online personality - far from it, its a respite and actually therapeutic from gambling and working which are the real things that can push my nerves to the limit.

"It's fucked up"...no not really I live a charmed life and my bloodworks are always perfect. Apart from my creatinanine kinsae which is very high but normally that's the case with athletes.

I thought you were borderline diabetic?

[Icelord]

And there lies your problem.

Another clue.

Greeks usually have big families.  

This is you, right? http://www.xvideos.com/video6841166/hotkinkyjo_fucked_in_prolapse_by_alexthorn_in_forest_hut_movie

[Simple Simon]

I thought you were borderline diabetic?

No hes full blown diabetic, hes under a diabetes specialist.

[Icelord]

No hes full blown diabetic, hes under a diabetes specialist.

Then his like sucks shit because diabetes is a serious condition that requires daily attention, often after every meal.

Haha, good!

[Hulkotron]

lol

This is a great pic I'm adopting it for my profile.