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Holy shit that contest has gone to shit :-X

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2014, 02:24:33 AM »
Poor guy started out with a great hairline.

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2014, 02:25:39 AM »
Kuclo, 1st vs Beyeke, 4th

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2014, 02:52:27 AM »
Steve has the best overall look from that line up.

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2014, 03:56:26 AM »
Beyeke holds the most muscle but I suppose more people would like to look like kuclo. All about marketing I don't think beyeke even speaks english?  ???

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2014, 04:05:38 AM »
Atleast there seems to be no guts on stage from these pics.

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2014, 04:09:41 AM »
Delarosa has improved a lot. Good for him.

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2014, 04:10:49 AM »
beyeke looked great.

Cocklo lls

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2014, 04:11:17 AM »
Beyeke holds the most muscle but I suppose more people would like to look like kuclo. All about marketing I don't think beyeke even speaks english?  ???

Remember he said No in plain english to bb mogul Teper.

May have cost him a career right there

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2014, 04:13:35 AM »
Delarosa has improved a lot. Good for him.

He has, and I wasn't (edit) expecting that from someone with a moonface.

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2014, 04:13:38 AM »
wow that Beyeke fella makes me wanna jump on all the sauce and die for your sins, bitches

but srsly, kuclo winning over him has to be a late april fools joke

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2014, 04:40:50 AM »
Beyeke beat Cockload that is for certain

Maybe the worst win in 2014 as of yet?

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2014, 04:42:34 AM »
Beyeke beat Cockload that is for certain

Maybe the worst win in 2014 as of yet?

The judging this time was like rolling dices. The two tallest guys were 1st and 2nd while being out of shape and by far not the best, 3rd was a midget (Dellarosa), while the way better, bigger and more conditioned midgets were 7th and 9th (Bonac and Abbaspour), and the guy with the by far best overall-package (size, conditioning, symmetry) was 4th.

Can someone explain the judging criteria they were going by? ???


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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2014, 05:03:49 AM »
The judging this time was like rolling dices. The two tallest guys were 1st and 2nd while being out of shape and by far not the best, 3rd was a midget (Dellarosa), while the way better, bigger and more conditioned midgets were 7th and 9th (Bonac and Abbaspour), and the guy with the by far best overall-package (size, conditioning, symmetry) was 4th.

Can someone explain the judging criteria they were going by? ???



No need to put thoughts in it, in most cases it's absolutely meaningless to discuss bb shows results.
Often there are guys who should be in top 5 finishing out of top 10 and vice versa.
It's not a sport, it's a beauty contest for steroid junkies (sometimes they call themselves "athletes" lol). Glutamine-creatine endorsement and g4p sessions are the only areas where these "men" can prove useful. Do your math. : )

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2014, 05:05:51 AM »
From those pics it's beyeke all the way, all day long. Looks like O material. Damn just learn english now so you know what coach is saying...
MIRAGETROPIN

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2014, 05:34:13 AM »
Lets see:

Beyeke wouldn't peel for Lonnie , didn't Juan morel kill a baby?

Kuclo is tall for bbing standards, great shape, well liked, well spoken, hard worker in and out of the gym, no g4p, full time firefighter job. Easy choice  8)

Team Kuclo

Rep for Dallas, TX :D

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2014, 05:36:21 AM »
Beyeke pip

Does he still live in Paris?

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2014, 05:38:25 AM »
Same old shit, marketability and G4P over better physique... Beyeke had that show in his bag, Kuclo has a good physique, but come on...

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2014, 05:40:26 AM »
Same old shit, marketability and G4P over better physique... Beyeke had that show in his bag, Kuclo has a good physique, but come on...

No one wants a guy named Lionel Bukkake to win its that simple

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2014, 05:55:10 AM »
No one wants a guy named Lionel Bukkake to win its that simple
True... Still Team Beyeke... ;D

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2014, 06:12:55 AM »
Decent calves.

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2014, 06:16:13 AM »
From those pics it's beyeke all the way, all day long. Looks like O material. Damn just learn english now so you know what coach is saying...
Beyeke suffers from the Frenchman's Serge Nubret Curse.

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2014, 06:28:00 AM »
you be the judge.

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2014, 06:31:25 AM »
Beyeke is destroying Kuclo in those pics. Bbing competitions are a fucking joke.

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Re: So now KUCLO is an Arnold Classic champion!?
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2014, 06:32:08 AM »
Beyeke apparently used chalk instead of the usual posing oil, he looks whiter than the white guys.