Do you tan?

[FermiDirac]

Well, do you? It feels like such wasted potential to spend all that time becoming a muscle hunk (no homo) and losing out on the extra definition that a solid tan confers. It's a loss for the sluts and the schmoes alike.

So do you tan?

[deceiver]

No, I am pale as fuck. There's not much sun in my country and laying on a tanning beds seems gay.

[FermiDirac]

No, I am pale as fuck. There's not much sun in my country and laying on a tanning beds seem gay.

Same here, though I've started to tan now in the spring. I look like a reversed black face, milky white skin, though lucky enough to not have those disgusting blue veins.

[MAXX]

maybe abit in the summer but no not really. ages the skin pretty bad. especially on pale whites.

[DroppingPlates]

It's only gay if you overdo the tanning.

[Griffith]

No, tanning damages your skin.

[deceiver]

It's only gay if you overdo the tanning.

Isn't it only gay if you want it to be?

If there was a pill that would make my skin SLIGHTLY darker I would take it. Yes, there is melanotan, but it is just temporary

[DroppingPlates]

LOL, yeah it's subjective, but I was referring to that typical douchebag look
There's not much sun here in Northern Europe, so I tan once a week.

[Mr Nobody]

I dont give a piss about tanning.

[DroppingPlates]

I dont give a piss about tanning.

Never piss on a tanning bed bought from Caliber Fitness, it might be your last piss...

[_bruce_]

Tan a little. You don't need to turn into a mulattomutanto especially if you're pale. But some sun is good for "you're" overall well being and looks better than being totally white white.
Ivory pale is hot for chicks but kinda twinky for males.

[Mr Nobody]

Never piss on a tanning bed bought from Caliber Fitness, it might be your last piss...

[Lustral]

Been on melanotan a month, keep getting asked if I'm going to compete I'm so dark. (I'm not, I'm way too fat)

Have a vid on yt and you can see difference v my normal pasty colour.

[DroppingPlates]

Been on melanotan a month, keep getting asked if I'm going to compete I'm so dark. (I'm not, I'm way too fat)

Have a vid on yt and you can see difference v my normal pasty colour.

I bet your liver has a tan as well...

[SmallPole]

i tan about once a week,
tried different things and it turns out a couple of minutes is all it takes to make most of the backne go away, so it's pretty sweet

oh and you don't have to use a bed if you're afraid of teh gays, there are 'stand up' versions too 

[Lustral]

I bet your liver has a tan as well...

I'll run over a cyclist and plant a donor card on him when I need a new one.

On a serious note, never heard melanotan was hepatoxic.

[_bruce_]

I bet your liver has a tan as well...

 

[Lustral]

i tan about once a week,
tried different things and it turns out a couple of minutes is all it takes to make most of the backne go away, so it's pretty sweet

oh and you don't have to use a bed if you're afraid of teh gays, there are 'stand up' versions too 

I do stand up. Only problem is one side of dick is pale. I've tried doing helicoptors for the duration but it is tiring.

[deceiver]

i tan about once a week,
tried different things and it turns out a couple of minutes is all it takes to make most of the backne go away, so it's pretty sweet

oh and you don't have to use a bed if you're afraid of teh gays, there are 'stand up' versions too  

HGH makes acne go away alltogether, you might wanna try it.

Actually "laying on a bed" was a parallel, I am terrified by them. Very thought that I would have to close it and lay there, being sorrounded by glass gives me creeps. I used to choose tanning 'stations' where I could tan standing up but it still felt pretty gay to me.

[Simple Simon]

a month of MT2 and sunbeds and you will be black.

Take it from me.

[SuperTed]

I only tan when I go on holiday although my skin is racially light brown anyway.

[hrspwr1]

I mow the grass without a shirt on, as serious as it gets.

[DroppingPlates]

I'll run over a cyclist and plant a donor card on him when I need a new one.

On a serious note, never heard melanotan was hepatoxic.

AFAIK, there's no hard scientific evidence yet, but I hear rumors, esp about MT2.

[Archer77]

I'm about to tan.  I thought it might be a good idea to get a base tan before I go on my next trip in may. I dont want to be burned to a crisp and miserable while on the trip.

[TheShape.]

In the Summer I'll tan, bu tanning beds are stupid.