But in case you thought this guy could not get any worse, the 73-year-old claimed last year, in a phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center, "that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him." Then one thing led to another.
Now that's a convincing prostitute.
I mean, to go from having your head bashed in by a the most zealous fascist, to talking your way into his pants.
Say what you want about the male prostitute profession, but this guy has an elevator pitch that would make Mark Cuban purr and hand over his wallet.
Just saying...good to recognize salesmanship when we see it, in its many varied forms.
Alec Baldwin's character in Glengarry Glen Ross could learn a thing or two from this guy on how to close a deal in a tough spot.
Coffee is for closers.