Author Topic: In an Underground Cage fight between ESFitness and Uncle Junior who wins`?  (Read 4213 times)

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 This is a tough one because both have serious Quality's!
Uncle Junior could very likely just fix the fight( because of his connections to the underworld and unlimited money funds) but also has the advantage now that he is on Steroids and does massive amounts of Coke!
 The mixture could be intimidating and might work in his favor! But only If he ever makes it out of bed and down the 3 flights of Stairs from his moms Attic!! (without hurting himself)!
ESFitness of course is a different Character all together ! But lets put it this way ,if ESF hits the Sweetspot (at 6g) and makes use of all the years of underground fighting Uncle junior should not be a match for him!!
 I would put my money on ESFitness and predict a Choke out within 30 sec!!  

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Hopefully they would kill one another.

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A perfect outcome for me.

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 ;D ;D ;D
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6 grams vs 1gram cage match..

wolfrittner

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Hopefully they would kill one another.
:D :D :D

wolfrittner

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Do they even know each other? I think they should get along great!! Maybe we play match maker?

wolfrittner

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A perfect outcome for me.

Hahaha! I think they would just talk each other till one of em commits suicide!!
 in that case Junior!! ESF would win (again)

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Junior wins by pure destruction terror and mayhem.

wolfrittner

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Junior wins by pure destruction terror and mayhem.
:D :D :D

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Still waiting for wolfnritter to say something remotely funny / interesting.  He seems to have gone to the Howard school of humor

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Best case scenario would be a double-knockout with brain damage for both.

Still waiting for wolfnritter to say something remotely funny / interesting.  He seems to have gone to the Howard school of humor

Yes signal-to-noise ratio is quite low.

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Still waiting for wolfnritter to say something remotely funny / interesting.  He seems to have gone to the Howard school of humor

I always found the Howard thing strange, as in the video where he's interviewed he seemed like a funny guy with quick wit.

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"Underground Cage Fight" being a polite way of saying "ESFitness' mom's basement".

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It'll come down to a decision. UJ wins by a nose

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wolfrittner

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I like ES Fitness so couldn't possibly bring myself to beat him up. :D

How much does he weigh anyway? ???

If he comes down to 180lb and is in Vegas over summer I step in cage with him and throw hands for shits and giggles.

I fancy my chances....just saying.

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"Underground Cage Fight" being a polite way of saying "ESFitness' mom's basement".
:D :D :D :D

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Hahaha! I think they would just talk each other till one of em commits suicide!!
 in that case Junior!! ESF would win (again)


Noone out talks someone on coke. Even Oprah would stop feigning interest.

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I always found the Howard thing strange, as in the video where he's interviewed he seemed like a funny guy with quick wit.
I heard Howie is gonna` compete again very soon.

In fact I have heard this for at least 10 years now!  ;D

Nice guy but his "funniest" material is a fart joke.  :(

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Still waiting for wolfnritter to say something remotely funny / interesting.  He seems to have gone to the Howard school of humor

it could be wolfox or shizzo
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I like ES Fitness so couldn't possibly bring myself to beat him up. :D

How much does he weigh anyway? ???

If he comes down to 180lb and is in Vegas over summer I step in cage with him and throw hands for shits and giggles.

I fancy my chances....just saying.

Mwah
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that shouldnt be too difficult for him.

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Still waiting for wolfnritter to say something remotely funny / interesting.  He seems to have gone to the Howard school of humor
[/quote im working on it! just don't give up on me yet!

bigmc

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that shouldnt be too difficult for him.

brilliant

I would have gone with bulk up to 180  ;D
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