you're fighting over inches of soil whilst the B2 bombers of genetics rain fire down upon you.
an honorable journey that will one day end, late sunday night, with that first shaved dome in the bathroom sink at 1am, having taken movie selfies with adequate light and realizing buzzed > thinning.
may your follicles enjoy their remaining time. The good news is, if you can truly embrace it and give no fcks, the attitude will permeate to many areas of your life and you'll be more successful without hair, than with.