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What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« on: May 02, 2014, 04:42:55 AM »
I'll start. Guys blow drying their cocks with the hairdryer in front of the mirror ...
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2014, 04:53:33 AM »
Quote from: gib on May 02, 2014, 04:42:55 AM
I'll start. Guys blow drying their cocks with the hairdryer in front of the mirror ...

Thats got to be an old dude. They have no shame.
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2014, 04:59:27 AM »
I've seen an old dude who does it with a leg
Propped up on the bench to get a better angle. Fucking disgusting.

Today I went into the sauna and there was an Asian guy who had positioned himself almost directly at the entrance as you walk in, shaved cock (I didn't want to look but couldn't help but see it) semi-hard. Again fucking disgusting and I walked straight back out. (And made a mental note to start this thread).
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2014, 05:00:39 AM »
dropping trousers in the middle of the gym to hit some leg shots

it baffles me truly


but it's part of bodybuilding
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2014, 05:03:06 AM »
I saw someone washing dirty underwear in the bathroom sink.   Another guy wore a wrestling singlet to the gym everyday.
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2014, 05:06:26 AM »
asian twink in obscenely short "zyzz shorts" and tank top, all hairless and no muscles prancing around like a queer


but, it's part of bodybuilding :D
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2014, 05:14:17 AM »
A guy super-setting rope push downs with rope ab crunches.

1. Do a real triceps exercise.
2. You're fat. No ab exercise is going to help. Go for a fucking run.
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2014, 05:16:58 AM »
Gayest thing Ive seen in a gym?

Two men snogging in between a set and squeezing each other bums.
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2014, 06:36:54 AM »
Couple of dudes raw-dogging in the steam room? That'll do.
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2014, 06:47:37 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on May 02, 2014, 06:36:54 AM
Couple of dudes raw-dogging in the steam room? That'll do.

Ok, we reached the ceiling, I think this thread should be locked now lol
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2014, 06:50:30 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on May 02, 2014, 06:47:37 AM
Ok, we reached the ceiling, I think this thread should be locked now lol

I used to live, work, eat and go to a gym in the South End of Boston. I'd tag a "no homo" here, but it wouldn't help at all.
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2014, 06:58:26 AM »
anabolichalo creeping on another member's girlfriend thinking he actually has a chance.

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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2014, 07:07:11 AM »
Quote from: Stan Diego on May 02, 2014, 06:58:26 AM
anabolichalo creeping on another member's girlfriend thinking he actually has a chance.


i do have a chance

women are volatile
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2014, 10:15:58 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on May 02, 2014, 06:36:54 AM
Couple of dudes raw-dogging in the steam room? That'll do.

Seriously? You actually saw that? Did you report it to the management?
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2014, 11:49:40 AM »
People who wear these stupid things at the gym.

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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2014, 11:55:30 AM »
Quote from: gib on May 02, 2014, 04:42:55 AM
I'll start. Guys blow drying their cocks with the hairdryer in front of the mirror ...

In my 30 years of training I only saw this once, but once was enough.  It was an older Asian dude at an LA Fitness about 10 years ago.
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2014, 11:55:43 AM »
1.crossfit gymmers occupying every equipment in between(2min)
2. permabulkers/bodybuilders/mma/boxing/ANYONE constantly seeking attention by any means!!!
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2014, 11:56:36 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on May 02, 2014, 05:06:26 AM
asian twink in obscenely short "zyzz shorts" and tank top, all hairless and no muscles prancing around like a queer


but, it's part of bodybuilding :D

Funny dude.  ;D ;D
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2014, 01:54:49 PM »
A dude was on an elliptical machine...like the second machine from the end.

Three fatties walked up and asked if he minded moving to another one so that they could have the three end machines. 

Instead of telling them to fuck off...or at least reminding them of their fatness, he stopped his workout, cleaned the machine, and moved. 

If I hadn't been chatting up two curvy but fit girls, I would have walked over and beaten him to a pulp.

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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2014, 01:57:24 PM »
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2014, 02:05:37 PM »
Bicycle shorts on a "man"
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2014, 02:07:28 PM »
I saw a guy literally getting thrown out for exposing himself to others. Dude would go to the shower and come out with a hard-on and he'd take it for a walk for... I dunno, looking for other fags to polish his knob I guess.

He lucked out too... I know of a few people who were going to gang up on him and beat him up in the parking lot.
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2014, 02:11:24 PM »
Quote from: Slapper on May 03, 2014, 02:07:28 PM
I saw a guy literally getting thrown out for exposing himself to others. Dude would go to the shower and come out with a hard-on and he'd take it for a walk for... I dunno, looking for other fags to polish his knob I guess.

He lucked out too... I know of a few people who were going to gang up on him and beat him up in the parking lot.
95% chance these are closet homos
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2014, 02:19:21 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on May 03, 2014, 02:11:24 PM
95% chance these are closet homos

Not really. Two of them are dads who have never set foot in that gym. It was their teenage sons they were worried about because Woody Woodpecker had a thing for the young flesh.

In hindsight it was one of the most surreal situations I've ever been in.
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Re: What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2014, 02:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Slapper on May 03, 2014, 02:19:21 PM
Not really. Two of them are dads who have never set foot in that gym. It was their teenage sons they were worried about because Woody Woodpecker had a thing for the young flesh.

In hindsight it was one of the most surreal situations I've ever been in.
You should have all got together with wet towels and started flicking him on the butt and then.........

Wait, no, forget that.
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