What are some of the gayest things you have seen at the gym?

[Slapper]

You should have all got together with wet towels and started flicking him on the butt and then.........

Wait, no, forget that.

[A Righteous Sort]

[Tedim]

 

[phil mcgroin]

A guy 20 something comes in gym today sweatpants and wearing a hoody, it was 90 degrees out today.kept the hood on the whole time

[Hulkotron]

A guy 20 something comes in gym today sweatpants and wearing a hoody, it was 90 degrees out today.kept the hood on the whole time

Maybe he was a serious bodybuilder

[HTexan]

Maybe he was a serious bodybuilder

[Mawse]

I used to train in a gym right next to the homo village area of Toronto, and it was packed with degenerates. all kinds of disgusting things happened there and my trips to the locker room were fast and infrequent.

There was this one little middle aged manlet with hot pink combover, Elton John glasses and a taste for dressing like it was pride parade. One day he turned up in platform boots and a leather kilt, I did my best to pretend he didn't exist and was doing something by the db rack when I noticed the Asian chick next to me staring in horror across the gym. I followed her gaze and saw the wee cockjockey was on the decline sit-up bench, doing crunches - and was wearing nothing under his kilt which had flopped back over his head, exposing how excited he was to the whole gym.

They threw him out and he sneaked back in on the service elevator and went right back to exposing himself.

[ProudVirgin69]

How long have you had Adonis' photos saved on your computer?

[Roger Bacon]

Another guy wore a wrestling singlet to the gym everyday.

ROFLMAO

That's me

[phreak]

People who wear these stupid things at the gym.

[Bertha Butt]

People who wear these stupid things at the gym.

  They're my fav shoes!

And I do like big, muscular, hairy men. No homo.

[Dr.J]

I've seen an old dude who does it with a leg
Propped up on the bench to get a better angle. Fucking disgusting.

Today I went into the sauna and there was an Asian guy who had positioned himself almost directly at the entrance as you walk in, shaved cock (I didn't want to look but couldn't help but see it) semi-hard. Again fucking disgusting and I walked straight back out. (And made a mental note to start this thread).

Did you get his number?

[Dr.J]

i do have a chance

women are volatile

With date rape drugs?

[Dr.J]

Seriously? You actually saw that? Did you report it to the management?

No he was part of it......

[Dr.J]

In my 30 years of training I only saw this once, but once was enough.  It was an older Asian dude at an LA Fitness about 10 years ago.

Yup, old dude....all the way old dude

[Dr.J]

A dude was on an elliptical machine...like the second machine from the end.

Three fatties walked up and asked if he minded moving to another one so that they could have the three end machines. 

Instead of telling them to fuck off...or at least reminding them of their fatness, he stopped his workout, cleaned the machine, and moved. 

If I hadn't been chatting up two curvy but fit girls, I would have walked over and beaten him to a pulp.

Would you have hit the fat britches???

[phreak]

They're my fav shoes!

And I do like big, muscular, hairy men. No homo.

So do I. Maximum homo.

[Chadwick The Beta]

Would you have hit the fat britches???

yes 

[Dr.J]

That one dude is wide..

[_aj_]

Seriously? You actually saw that? Did you report it to the management?

Let's say it was inferred by the noises. And no, I didn't bother to report it. Just found another gym.

[oldtimer1]

About 12 years ago I belonged to a key gym.  Off hours you had a key that gave you 24/7 access. During regular hours it had a great sound system and full lighting. Off hours you could only control a few lights and a portable radio he kept. It was eerie. 

I went one early Saturday morning and the place looked abandoned. I looked across the warehouse gym that had one door and windows that had security bars on the windows. It was a good place to kill someone. 

I heard noise coming from the locker room. Wondering what the fuck was going on as I was just a little spooked. Out comes the owner and member of the gym.  The owner was a completely out of shape middle age guy with a guy about 30. The owner looks at me and says I give massages on the side. It was the last time I worked out there.

[Derrick Rigg]

The Russian space guys coming to Houston's NASA JSC on an exchange program. The guys were wearing these spanx one-piece suit with a huge V-cut down the chest straight to the crotch. They were working out in the gym; couldn't believe it!

And I thought when I wore a wifebeater in the gym was bad.

[El Diablo Blanco]

3 guys fucking each other on the bench press, while a guy was doing naked squats over the face of another man letting his ball sweat drop into his mouth, a guy doing leg presses while getting sucked off plus 2 other men using the roman chair to fuck each other in the ass.

[Grape Ape]

3 guys fucking each other on the bench press, while a guy was doing naked squats over the face of another man letting his ball sweat drop into his mouth, a guy doing leg presses while getting sucked off plus 2 other men using the roman chair to fuck each other in the ass.

Not gay at all.

Just sounds like some straight bros getting creative with spotting.

[muscleman-2017]

I'll start. Guys blow drying their cocks with the hairdryer in front of the mirror ...

The gayest thing I ever saw was this twink giving me a blow job in the change room.