Author Topic: Shearing a cat (Read 3320 times)

_aj_ · « **on:** May 03, 2014, 05:52:46 AM »

I have a cat to go with all the dogs. He's a long hair and he's a mean-ass mother fucker.

Today is the annual shearing of the cat. It starts with "battlespace preparation" where I trim the hell out of his claws. Then I have a long sweatshirt and I hockey-tape the sleeves on my wrists.

Then I have a pair of Kevlar lined gloves and professional grade shears. I am halfway done as we have to take breaks for him to cool off and me to tourniquet my wounds.

Even the dogs know to stay the fuck outside right now. This cat once chewed up a pack of razor blades. He's def a getbigger.

skillion · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:02:44 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 05:52:46 AM

I have a cat to go with all the dogs. He's a long hair and he's a mean-ass mother fucker.

Today is the annual shearing of the cat. It starts with "battlespace preparation" where I trim the hell out of his claws. Then I have a long sweatshirt and I hockey-tape the sleeves on my wrists.

Then I have a pair of Kevlar lined gloves and professional grade shears. I am halfway done as we have to take breaks for him to cool off and me to tourniquet my wounds.

Even the dogs know to stay the fuck outside right now. This cat once chewed up a pack of razor blades. He's def a getbigger.

not a quality thread

the trainer · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:09:59 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 05:52:46 AM

I have a cat to go with all the dogs. He's a long hair and he's a mean-ass mother fucker.

Today is the annual shearing of the cat. It starts with "battlespace preparation" where I trim the hell out of his claws. Then I have a long sweatshirt and I hockey-tape the sleeves on my wrists.

Then I have a pair of Kevlar lined gloves and professional grade shears. I am halfway done as we have to take breaks for him to cool off and me to tourniquet my wounds.

Even the dogs know to stay the fuck outside right now. This cat once chewed up a pack of razor blades. He's def a getbigger.

I bet you shave your dick hair while shaving the cat then jerk off because you got excited.

Archer77 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:14:20 AM »

Buy one of those cat nip toys and put some Valerian root in it.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:17:14 AM »

Sounds very traumatizing for your cat. Easy to see why he doesn't like it. Probably hates you too. Take him to a professional groomer.

_aj_ · « **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:21:26 AM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on May 03, 2014, 06:17:14 AM

Sounds very traumatizing for your cat. Easy to see why he doesn't like it. Probably hates you too. Take him to a professional groomer.

My friend, every professional groomer in New England took a pass on this guy.

wes · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:34:23 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 05:52:46 AM

I have a cat to go with all the dogs. He's a long hair and he's a mean-ass mother fucker.

Today is the annual shearing of the cat. It starts with "battlespace preparation" where I trim the hell out of his claws. Then I have a long sweatshirt and I hockey-tape the sleeves on my wrists.

Then I have a pair of Kevlar lined gloves and professional grade shears. I am halfway done as we have to take breaks for him to cool off and me to tourniquet my wounds.

Even the dogs know to stay the fuck outside right now. This cat once chewed up a pack of razor blades. He's def a getbigger.

_aj_ · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:34:46 AM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 03, 2014, 06:09:59 AM

I bet you shave your dick hair while shaving the cat then jerk off because you got excited.

That's not a bad troll attempt. Kudos.

I use a different trimmer to do my balls and I try to keep my fapping to myself or with my woman.

_aj_ · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:35:56 AM »

Quote from: skillion on May 03, 2014, 06:02:44 AM

not a quality thread

In the galaxy of Joon's and Halo's ramblings, it ain't that bad...

Archer77 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:37:56 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 06:35:56 AM

In the galaxy of Joon's and Halo's ramblings, it ain't that bad...

Add Falcon to the list. By the way, I wasn't joking about the Valerian root.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:39:57 AM »

Thought your girlfriend was that cat....

LittleJ · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:41:49 AM »

Crush some dbol and put it in its food

_aj_ · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:44:08 AM »

Quote from: LittleJ on May 03, 2014, 06:41:49 AM

Crush some dbol and put it in its food

See? Now this is quality GB advices right here! Take notes...

_aj_ · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:45:50 AM »

He's done and no blood was spilled. He's happier, even being half his former size. His bloof was all fur. He's ripped now, and loving it. Team Aesthetics!

wes · « **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:53:21 AM »

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #15 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:56:09 AM »

Wes is so old, that he forgot how to apply the self invented image tag correctly.

wes · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2014, 07:06:28 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on May 03, 2014, 06:56:09 AM

Wes is so old, that he forgot how to apply the self invented image tag correctly.

It took a while,but I managed.

Kinda` fucked up my premise though.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2014, 07:31:42 AM »

Quote from: wes on May 03, 2014, 06:53:21 AM

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #18 on:** May 03, 2014, 07:34:55 AM »

Quote from: wes on May 03, 2014, 07:06:28 AM

It took a while,but I managed.

Kinda` fucked up my premise though.

You must be a cat lover of peace

wolfrittner · « **Reply #19 on:** May 03, 2014, 08:37:56 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on May 03, 2014, 06:45:50 AM

He's done and no blood was spilled. He's happier, even being half his former size. His bloof was all fur. He's ripped now, and loving it. Team Aesthetics!

Lol! Good job .