Hahaha nice! 
Yeah, we had a cleaner coming in for a while too but we found we'd just fucking clean before she came because we felt like guilty slobs. Now I just take some ephedrine, crank up the music and go to town. Cleaning = cardio. But when I go back to work I might get a cleaner twice a month to do the bathrooms and stuff.
Ours is fucking hopeless, she never dusts above head height and leaves cobwebs everywhere, I would fuck her off but my missus likes here, she used to fuck up the satellite TV by pulling the box out to dust.
Every week she breaks something or does something that causes me work.
She reminds me of this character.
