Girlfriend emailed me this piece of shit bullshit chick flick relationship advice cos she claims I was too drunk last night. Says I pissed on the carpet of the bedroom. The fuck I did.
Here's the bullshit she emailed me, copy pasta from some delusional woman website she probably googled:
It is very important for man to know how to treat a woman, even though she is in love with you is always necessary to grow your love with loving gestures and attitudes so that she never has doubts if you really are the man of her life, simple attitudes everyday life can make a difference for you to keep warm the heart of your loved one and keep always strong her feelings, do not expect love the woman you love to stop having an attitude, because the way to win it will be much harder .
How not to treat the woman he loves
Always be patient with her
If you love a woman should go over little things like delays, jealous scenes and TPM, women have these things and no man in the world will be able to change it, you can say you did not like any situation, but do not that the reason for one more fight.
Stand beside her
Be sad when she cries and smile when she's happy, that will show her side in good times and bad.
Demonstrate your feelings
Do not be afraid or ashamed to say how much I love and admire, do not expect to say this when you have lost her love.
Praise the woman you love
When she changes her hair tell her she is beautiful and gorgeous and how much you feel happy to have such an amazing woman like her.
It is unique
Do not be jealous of playing games or looking at other women around her, let her know she is the only woman in your life and that you do not care for the other.
Find out if she's the ideal woman for you
Touch her tenderly
Women like to be touched by the man she loves, her hands fondle, talk down to your ear and embrace it with love.
Remind her of your best moments
Never forget important dates like anniversary of dating and how they met, where possible record with photos or filming their good moments and make a slide show or photo album and your loved one a gift.
Surprise your loved one
No woman resists little surprises, send her flowers, call her to a surprise ride, do a different program from time to time, do not let your relationship fall into a routine.
Find out what makes you happy
Watch and find your beloved with her girlfriends and everything that makes you feel happy family, a man needs to know the desires and dreams of the woman he loves.
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For the record, I gave her a card this weekend, with money in it. The spoiled bitch. For no reason.
Anyway, this was my reply:
Not reading this. If a website gives you relationship advice you have a problem.
Want me to email you something similar? Give your man a blow job every day, have sex when he wants no matter how you feel, never complain and always clean even if he makes a mess.
Same thing
Are women that fucking delusional that they think life is a rom com?
PS the email was accompanied by some gay ass photo of a woman laughing with a man.
Why are all women so easily deluded by chick flicks and magazines? Fucking retards. Life is shit get used to it. That includes me pissing on your carpet.
