I have the tape and here's what I think. First, Kelly does not appreciate the balls enough. As my good friend Sly Stallone once said, "Cradle da balls". Second, what is up with the finger up the ass?? This is the 00's folks -- they have tools for this kind of thing. Fingers in the ass is just plain ghetto. Finally, and this is a peeve of mine, if youre gonna shave the pussy, just do it all the way. I see no utilitarian value and get no pleasure from a tiny racing stripe, unless it's an arrow in which case, I appreciate the hint, but I don't need to friggin' Mapquest to find your clit.
Special "Angry Dragon" Ed