Florida Won't Let This Guy Marry His Laptop Full of Porn

[snx]

Marrying your computer is not good, it's likely to breakdown because of porn viruses

He should marry a site, like Tube Galore

Your comment against marrying a righteous and good computer in favor of a harlot website is just clear evidence that the fabric of familial unity is at its breaking point in America.


Won't someone think of the children?

[dr.chimps]

you may be right.  I'm gonna need to relocate.  Looking for a place with warm weather, decent music scene, and indoor plumbing.  Any recommendations?

Texas, or Arizona.     

[The_Punisher]

there is nothing wrong with Florida......yes, some crazy shit do take place, but it's a beautiful place.....Lived in Orlando for 6 years and Graduated High school there and I'm always looking forward to go visit or just chill out. Tampa is my favorite place among many other areas there.....if, only IT jobs would pay decent, I'd move back....lol,,,,oh, state tax

[Lustral]

America, land of the free, pffft...

[Papper]

Your comment against marrying a righteous and good computer in favor of a harlot website is just clear evidence that the fabric of familial unity is at its breaking point in America.


Won't someone think of the children?

I'm from depraved sweden where all girls are whores

[snx]

I'm from depraved sweden where all girls are whores

I've just booked my one-way ticket to Sweden.

You should be writing their travel brochures.

[B_B_C]

Won't someone think of the children?

its all digital reproduction so none of the data code will be lost

[snx]

its all digital reproduction so none of the data code will be lost

When a computer gives birth, is it a tablet?

[Parker]

When a computer gives birth, is it a tablet?

only if the offspring is stupid. If it is intelligent, it's a smartphone.