Lifted for sports. Grew more than most. Continued.
I paid my dues to the supplement gods along the way... And then they sent me a dark figure, who appeared to me in a haze of ephedrine, named m1t. He lead me to a river bank; I admired the shore line of River Anabolic. Next thing I know, congress rerouted the river and without taking a step, I was now standing in it. Since I was already wet, I hugged my dark friend goodbye and waded into the deep waters.